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So where is, uh--?

It's like Montessori, only a bit more creative.

First of all, right away, any kind of "I got kids."

I just think about hitting him right in his stupid little face.

I think about it when I'm bored.

I've never been a guy who, I just walk in a room and women go, oh, oh.

...their vaginas and anuses at the same time.

"Wish I'd had-- Wish I'd waited.

...you should be happy your daddy takes time to make nice food for you.

Hi. I just wanted to say I thought you were really funny.

Okay, because nothing goes in here anymore.

Please do it now.

I've never gotten laid because of the way I look, in my life.

Oh, shit, I'm sorry.

Some parents are douche bags.

...and she dies.

Fathers should be offended all the time. They stink.

So when did you guys get divorced?

Hey, can I get one of those? Sure.

Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah

I'm older than any baseball player.

Listen, this is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, clearly...