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I think....
I don't know. Guys my age just suck.
Oh, dude.
What? How do you know I'm such a great dad?
Oh, please. He steps in dog poop on purpose.
Oh, no. Mm-mm.
Well, we got separated about two years ago and the divorce took forever.
...he ejaculates...
Like what?
That's kind of offensive to fathers. Well, it should be.
...but it's very simple.
I'm just overwhelmed by everything that I have to do.
Well, I mean, I don't think about it when he's being bad...
Yeah, exactly.
I know you told me her name but I forgot. What is it?
Hey. Hey. Hey, girls, Serge is here.
It's trying to have a family.
Yeah, I don't think your "school sucks" initiative...
There's not really-- It's not drive.
I don't know, I'm drawing a blank.
Oh, look at her tits.
That's the only reason it exists at all...
"I ate them both."
Listen, sex seems very complicated and confusing...
Oh, my God, you're the biggest bummer I ever met.
Just-- Kind of just poking her.
Excuse me, excuse me. - Yes.
You never know. Good rule, definitely.