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I know you told me her name but I forgot. What is it?
Oh, my God, you're the biggest bummer I ever met.
"I ate them both."
That's kind of offensive to fathers. Well, it should be.
Well, I mean, I don't think about it when he's being bad...
That's the only reason it exists at all...
Just-- Kind of just poking her.
Oh, no. Mm-mm.
Yeah, exactly.
Listen, sex seems very complicated and confusing...
Oh, look at her tits.
...he ejaculates...
...but it's very simple.
Yeah, I don't think your "school sucks" initiative...
I think....
Hey. Hey. Hey, girls, Serge is here.
I don't know. Guys my age just suck.
It's trying to have a family.
I don't know, I'm drawing a blank.
There's not really-- It's not drive.
Oh, dude.
Excuse me, excuse me. - Yes.
Oh, please. He steps in dog poop on purpose.
Well, we got separated about two years ago and the divorce took forever.
I'm just overwhelmed by everything that I have to do.
You never know. Good rule, definitely.
Like what?
What? How do you know I'm such a great dad?