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Okay.
I'm the guy that women see and they go, eh?
Like, you didn't say you were so sorry when I was stuck in a shitty marriage.
I'm a father. Why?
Right?
Like, we just wanna just:
They aren't given enough time to eat. No, it's not that.
Is this okay? Yes, please.
They all think they're so great.
No.
"They don't know what they're--
"Yeah, this is all I like. I don't-- Nothing else works. Sorry."
And you smell weird.
We smell weird? Totally. Do you mind?
I voted for Mike Dukakis.
...puts it into a woman's vagina...
The man takes his penis...
It's all right.
Come on.
It's never-- It's not like, "Oh, they're going, what am I gonna do now?"
My son is Never Cartesian.