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Look at me! I'm a billionaire!
Homer, try to watch your profanity!. Ohh! Homer, try to watch your profanity!. Ohh!
Homer, try to watch your profanity!. Ohh!.
- Are you friendly pirates?. - Uh, not really, no.
Here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once.
[ Yelps ] Pirates!
Well, you'd think so, but all of your diseases are in perfect balance.
[ Sobbing Continues ]
And now, Springfield's oldest citizen- he is, like, totally venerable-
- Give it to him, boy! Give it to him! - [ Chittering ]
Over 80.
- [ Laughing, Cheering ] - Who's the greatest billionaire in the world?.
- But I need that beer now! - Sorry, 2:00 p.m.
Looks like another homosexual party boat.
- [ Growls ] - ## [ Moe Humming ]
Well, let's see.
That's some language you got there. And you talk like that 24-7, huh?
[HUMMING] [WHIMPERS]
That's right. See that ship over there?.
There are no laws! We can do anything we want!
[ British Accent ] Why, Marge, I believe you're supposed to scratch your ass with it.
And we're here to present the-
Mmm. Danish.
- [ Chuckling ] - Don't you laugh, Fidel. I've been in the car with you.
we sometimes forget that older people are still alive.
Gentlemen, get off your knees.
Operator, get me Thailand.
Oh, real mature, Lenny!
Aw! Hm!
Like Bill "Crosby" and David "Letterson."
Ohh, there, there.
You know, I haven't had a "medicine" checkup in ages.
Fine. We'll just start by drawing some blood.
Eh, you didn't miss much. Honeydew is the money melon.
I can't believe we scrubbed that old-man smell out of a hundred and thirty-seven rooms.
[ Beeping ]