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I'm not the bad guy here!
- ( pistol fires ) - ( Lin gasps )
Hello?
You tiptoe.
I'm-- I'm losing... uh...
Look, he's a terrible houseguest.
See, when you give somebody money,
I have to say I'm a little thrown.
- Woman: Hello, darling. - Man: Good morning.
- No. We can't eat yet. - Why?
Um, what else do you have?
My mother gave it to me.
- Hi, Greg. - Hi.
He's a pig! He doesn't do the dishes!
Couples. Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. - What are you doing here?
- Yeah. I wanna talk to you about something. - Great. Thanks, Cody.
He seems very competent.
Lisa and Paul.
All you gotta do is rotate, baby.
I lost a ton, okay?
- That's his gross. - Mmm!
Get the fuck outta my face!
they'd find them on, like, an island,
So what? What, are you outfit tracking me?
my cousin Valentina and her husband,
Hey, did I tell you
He'd only wind up with 700 or 750.
- I'm hungry. - Larry: Me, too.
♪ It'll cost me my respect in Iran ♪
That's correct.
There's really not room,
- Scene! Scene! Scene! - Tits! Tits! Tits!
Officiant: Do you commit yourself to her happiness
of the Code Duello-- Irish version.
- ( laughing ) - I can improve the whole language.
Because men will look at tits over anything.
Come on up here, please.
I think four. Four is better.
Scene, and she stays.
- I gotta talk to Lin. - All right.
Both: ♪ I cannot like this ♪
And everybody's yelling from the windows.
Yeah, there.
- Larry: Hey, it's okay. - I'm so sorry!
♪ Gotta hide, I think I've gotta ♪
This is the best party house. Right, Jeff?
- Why? - It's our policy.
- I think it's a good question. - It's a good question.
Very well. Please stand back-to-back.
- Hello. - Hello. Hi.
Please, come in.
Yeah, yeah, for deaf people.
Yeah. We're a robe away, but he's doing great.
- Really great job. - Fantastic.
- S-Sure. - Okay.
the joining of two lives in this union we call marriage.
- You're a good guy. - Thank you.
- It's just a sweater. - What are you, a fuckin' lunatic?
My toe started tapping. I mean--
Oh, you're so welcome!
because I got an outfit tracker here,
You say please, you say thank you, you clean up.
- They-- they called it off! - Stop! Stop!
You've got refrigerator privileges. How's that?