Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you didn't clench your fist
- Don't you "baby" me, baby!
- Sorry, his neck sweat
home to over 2 million people
[device beeping]
Looks like our little barbecue's about to begin.
- Love you so goddamn much.
[both sigh]
When I told you MacGruber came by last night,
You can dish it out, but can you take it?
fuckin' tool, fuckin' asshole, fuckin' buttwipe,
- What the hell are you doing?
- * Errant heat to the star *
All right.
- Okay, well, I'll tell you the story next time.
The cows were not a fan.
- Damn it, fall back!
- Got another ping from Southern Command.
[gun cocks] - Nothing.
Wait, is somebody there? Is somebody there?
clouds of some sort of orange gas.
[eerily distorted] - Oh, no, General.
- Do you want me to go rustle us up some coffees?
And I'll put 'em together and call you
'Cause you're not a piece of fuckin' shit.
that I've put you through the last few days.
[gunshot] - [shouts]
You--you--you bested me again.
then I'm ready for round two.
Hold your fire!
oh, got it.
* *
Just passing through.
Look, I've just gotta get through today
I have something for you.
You're a piece of fucking friend.
Not a Beanie Baby.
It closes throats, it voids bowels.
Got your nose.
- Think about what you are doing.
that will just be the beginning.
[heroic music]
- Oh, you piece of fucking titty-dick shit!
- No.
- This is a major chemical weapon attack...