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This is my dog, Dee. I love him.

-A mother? -He is?

FRANK: There it is.

I groomed that shit off a border collie.

for a toupee company that said they would give good money

but I can save one person, all right?

Oh... Oh, my God.

-Yes! -Where they won't do bullshit like this.

from the woman who gave birth to that hair.

See, you racist. That's what the problem is.

-No, I mean... -Well,

-It's Dee. -Yeah?

I ain't no motherfucking doctor.

DENNIS: Got some information for you.

unless you're broken inside.

I'm afraid that she most likelywill not survive the delivery.

Yo, son, that's hard to tell.

Go full baboon, girl. I support you.

CHARLIE: He's gonna do what he's gonna do. Wow.

Oh, my God. Wait a second.

-Uh, "she." -Say what now? -Huh?

-I can't believe how quick you gave up Poppins's puppies,

If woman want to get short ugly lesbian haircuts then they deserve to do that because it's their body and therefore, their choice

MAC: Well, this all worked out

maybe the puppies inside of this dog are Poppins's!

I don't care about any of this, really, you know?

Uh, I'm so sorry, but we don't perform that procedure here.

-He had a sex change.-We see past gender at our bar.

DEE: Well, he doesn't love you.

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to pop this dog's eye back in its socket.

-It's bullshit! -This is a bullshit haircut!

And if we decide to leave, we're gonna leave.

You don't get a monkey cut like that

-So, uh, Poppins is sick. -Right.

You better get inside. I don't like to see her struggle.

With the, with the, the tears and the...

It's an abomination.