Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I made dogs make babies,

You're about to make a huge mistake, lady.

No, uh, we want you to kill the babies

eats a bunch of batteries or whatever,

-give you... -You cut men's hair?

those long, beautiful locks of yours.

Yes, hi. Yes, we-we need you to perform this dog abortion,

the fact that men should have some say in what women do

or simian species you choose, because it is your choice.

Oh, you didn't know your dog was a female?

and God forbids it.

And I don't... They hung up.

to get you shut... it doesn't matter.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

-Exactly. -Or he won't.

-That's impressive, yeah. -Sorry. Sorry.

-That's not good.

-the way it is. -Very important information, honestly.

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-You know?-I hope you're using that money

Unless it is a tumor,

That's not how hair works. Or gastrointestinal tracts.

is that given Poppins' advanced age,

-Oh. Oh... Hi! -Hi... G-Going the wrong way.

I-I... Because I don't want a-a-a haircut from a butcher.

-Right on. -And I can

-Okay. Thanks. -Well, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second.

-FRANK: Mm. -Right?

You're not being serious enough.

I had four beers on the way here, I'll have you know.

-Take it easy, buddy. Your valve's getting all worked up.

Oh, and maybe I'll scream into the other ear.

-What?! No, you... No. -I don't know,