Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, I-I picked it up at the hardware store
Yeah, and we should look at the convertibles.
you... there's no turning back.
Do you want an appointment?
That's true, too.
and blow an air horn repeatedlyinto its ear canal.
It's bullshit! -This is a bullshit venue!
Listen here, you monster.
It's bullshit! -This is a bullshit venue! -I know!
Yeah, now, does she still play women?
Why did you guys makesuch a big deal about it, then?
Well, you got to kill those babies, then.
and then I did it, and now what am I supposed to do?
Here comes another one.
I did Doctors Without Borders, I saved mad lives.
Poppins! He came back!
What's your dog look like?
Yeah, I guess I don't really care that much, either.
-Oh, God. -Yeah.
You remember the time he drank an entire pot of coffee?
-A mother. -What?
And plus, there's no doggypaternity test to actually prove
We got to settle that valve down, buddy.
Check this out: um, uh, did you know
I just wasn't ready for it.I was... I was gonna do a th...
-to take care of his family.
and if you don't, my dog is gonna die.
'cause that's his right as a male.
You seriously want to buy me a car
as long as I don't cut my hair?
to tell you, uh, the bad news,
a haircut like that, but I'm gonna do it anyway,
I want to show you something else.
I thought you were gonna say that you only cut
: I-I don't think I've ever seen a dog this old.
- It's too much!
and I want it stricken from the record.
Yeah, that's me, homie.
Oh, nah, I-I could never get underneath that hind leg
but I don't have time for this.
-so tell me what's up. -Oh, okay. Good.
I mean, one time I tried to give him a belly scratch
-Right? -DEE: Oh...