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- Oh. - Or it's brunch or lunch or something.

- Yes? - Bad news.

- I'm sorry. - No, I love that you tried.

and now I've landed in it all over again.

which was a very serious mistake.

I just wondered whether if...

it was nice to meet you.

It's not yogurt. It's mayonnaise

Today's been a good day,

Martin, your customer.

Yeah, all right. Well, obviously, it's me, isn't it?

For me the book is the poorer for it.

The why and wherefore I'm alive

but she checked out about an hour ago.

The film's great, and, um,

No, nice try gorgeous.... ...but you’re not fooling anyone

- How can you mend - Open up.

Can I just say no to your kind request and leave it at that?

I'll throw in one of those for free.

Yeah, I thought it was fantastic. I thought it was, uh,

Spike, for God's sakes. She's in trouble. Get a grip.

Do you always say no to everything?

but also that she was...

I'll see you tonight. Hey, Marty. Ooh! Sexy cardi.

- He's cooking guinea-fowl? - Don't even ask.

Now what in the world in this garden could make that ordeal worthwhile?

There's a truth in your eyes

Absolutely no idea

All the awaits me Is you

You couldn't help me with an incredible important decision, could you?

- Who was Gilda? - Her most famous part.

Come on! No! Wait! Wait there!

Phone number of Anna Scott's agent in London...

woodcock? no, thank you, i'm a fruitarian

I’m just a boy standing in front of a boy Asking him to embrace

I don't have a book down my trousers.

It's very difficult, isn't it? Everything's got the word Kensington in it.

and over here we have contestant number 5... well i'll just scratch you and call the police!

But, seriously, they're just breasts.

Which is why we have to round things up now, so final questions, please.

would you be riding them...

Though I will say, from my experience, rumors about Jeff do tend to be true.

Or hounds for that matter Our readers are equally intrigued by both species

Useful for, uh, lighting fires,

i hate you marleen! i hate you gabi!

Oh. How you doing? I thought you guys always wore those, uh, penguin coats.

You gotta gimme some lovin'

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- - Turn right!

Profession: Mel Gibson's bottom.

- But when you hold me near - When you hold me near

You belong in jail

it’s only gonna mess me up mess me up it’s a lot to love it’s a lot to love it’s a lot to love. it’s only gonna mess me up mess me up it’s a lot to love it’s a lot to love.

Ah, listen, I'm sorry about not ringing back.

Thank you God for blessing her butthole

That is a cheap question, and the answer is, of course, no comment.

So, tell me. Tell me, tell me. Good surprise or nasty surprise?

You daft prick!

But, um-- The bathroom's on the top floor.

But you see, this is not for the shop. This is for you.

Wait! I thought you were, um, someone else.

the git that I am living with.

I won't stand up because I can't... be bothered.

Have I got something for you. Something which will make you love me so much,

Asking to help chaperone a Dance

Oh, right, right. So, uh--

She's in a hospital just down the road.

Stop right there! I will decide the route. All right?

Oh, you gave me a present. We're best friends already then.

Let's go crazy. I'll have an orange juice.

I only found out you were here yesterday.

much more towards the emerging markets.

Could you bring me up some really, really cold water?

And wherever you look thousands of people are buying millions of antiques,

These are for my, um, grandmother.

- Oh, I'll put you right through, sir. - Oh, my God.

rachel toyne and sue thomas. rachel kirkwood and will thomas.

and she's in a wheelchair for the rest of her life.

So, uh, tell me, um, Anna, what do you do?

yes me mom's got rash diptheria e.coli! and she's 0754 years old! yes snok snok with kiss ships and draco and hair bits snok snok! after all i rented the snok car! yes with her besa reets and snooky with granny snok view snok snok and a vendette! and her snohole!

Thank you God for blessing her butthole

You may show the dent of the top of the artist's buttocks, but neither cheek.

You’re my Hero!!

- No. - Orange juice?

In the non-prostitute sense, obviously.

yes beryl troixerette? what do you want? i want to do some huawkgwokaing in hamilton hill.

I'll see what I can do.

Everybody should and I'm

who's filling in for carmen acosta? nicole icom.

- Hi. Hi. I'm Karen. - Hi.

Listen, I appreciate that. Absolutely.

- No comment means yes. - No, it doesn't.

- So, look, any messages today? - Yeah, I wrote a couple down.

Kensington Park Road. Kensington Garden. Kensington bloody Park Garden.

May be the famine or the feast

- Right, that's it. Sorry. - No, no. There's really no point.

Are you... busy tonight?

depending who's got the brains to get the going rate on betrayal.

Combination of factors really. Uh, no clean clothes.

I'll regret this forever

to my little sister's birthday party?

it now appears as though...

When someone tells me they like jewellery

- Can I help you? - Yeah, I'm, um--

My flatmate, who'll I'll stab to death later, never gave me the message.

- Oh, yes, happy birthday. - Thank you.

She's not my type at all. I prefer the other one.

"I didn't know where to go."

Ah, yes, excellent Excellent

Buy a boring book about Egypt from the guy that screwed Anna Scott.

- There you go. - That's a Blockbuster Video membership card, sir.

You've seen a thousand of them. What's all the fuss about?