Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Are you a fan of Henry James?"

Horse and Hound

You should do more of this stuff.

Yes, of course, madam. It's in the Lancaster Room.

Can speak right to my heart

- Still, not sparkling. - Absolutely. Ice-cold still water.

and he is generally acknowledged to be the worst cook in the world.

I don't know...

jo smith and sophie changeline you bitches both need to pack your bags because i've had enough of both of you! alright oui we'll pack our bags! (slaps!) ow! we're gone now!

Well, no, 'cause that's, uh-- that's a novel too, isn't it?

who's filling in for tammy kean? jane chairer.

No one knows why some things work out and some things don't.

- Red or white? - Red.

It’s not a classic anecdote, is it?

- What's your name? - Rufus.

Oh, it's in the way you hold me

Fairly Fabulous

My brilliant plan was not so brilliant. I know.

When news of a job move breaks

I'm a complete moron I apologize...

who's filling in for anusha pillay? david o'callaghan.

- They're like little villages. - Let's go in.

Is that so? Well

I was just wondering if, uh,

It's one of life's real cruelties.

whether you might let me see you a little,

- Millions down the drain. - Well done.

Oh, okay. Take a seat and I'll go check.

So what do you think?

I may have told a few people down at the pub.

and, um, henceforward intend to be impressively happy.

Oh, right. There we are then.

which is, um.. shooting later in the summer

I'm sorry about that.

He was just a friend. We're still friends, I think.

Um, could I just say--

*talks to gym crush* *immediately checks mirror*

The problem is she left the message with my flatmate...

someone really filthy you can just flip over and start again.

She's someone who...

I thank you. And Tony, the worst restauranteur.

Thought I'd kill two birds with one stone, you know.

I have, um, water and soap. You can get cleaned up.

All that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman.

Certainly. And, uh, little Johnny?

- How many mistakes did I make? - Eleven.

I mean, when all's said and done, she's nothing special.

Minimum input, maximum publicity.

Well, you know,

All actresses are as mad as snakes.

Newspapers last forever.

Divorced. Used to be handsome, now kind of squidgy round the edges.

- Excuse me? - You know.

Have I got something for you. Something which will make you love me so much,

without an interesting answer.

some genuine and some... not quite so genuine.

Poor old carrots. That's--

Um, you know, I think it might be, yeah.

I'm just in London...

I'm a difficult but brilliant junior officer...

Stop! Stop! I beg you!

yes there is such a thing as gale cengage learning courses. i hope george enrolls in one so he can learn how to get divorced. i hope so too cause we told him but he didn't get a second chance.

It was just so nice to meet you.

#SirKidStarver Oh, sod a dog. I've made the wrong decision, haven't I?

Thought I'd kill two birds with one stone you know

I haven't had a girlfriend since-- well, since puberty.

- Gimme, gimme some lovin' - Gimme some lovin'

Uh, well, we would have liked to,

casually marries my best friend.

And ready years

But Anna, she is absolutely gagging for it.

The pictures have been sold and they're just...

and her agent in New York.

No. No, uh, she doesn't.

Gimme, gimme some lovin'

Asking him to love her

What am I doing with you?

But surely that's worth a brownie.|

I'm sorry. There's no excuse for him.

oh dear granny snell fancy a wrinky wrinky? oh yes dear anything to get on the old stretchkids.

No one's allowed to see them

- Okay, thanks. Bye-bye. - See you later.

Bella, this is Anna.

having behaved so badly.

So, uh, what happened there?

I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts

Yeah, yeah. That would be, uh--

Neildy back in the game!

JAMES BOND NEVER HAS TO PUT UP WITH THIS $@&!

- What do you think? - Gripping. It's not Jane Austen.

- She still loves you, though. - In a depressingly asexual way.

Gedda You daft prick

they will discover I can't act,

- Brilliant. Max? - Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian.

your job still pays you rather a lot of money...

and they didn't like it when they woke up with the reality.

My best friend slipped down stairs, cracked her back...

What do you do?

Uh, look, I'm sorr--

- - Try as I may, I can never explain

I'm sorry I didn't get down what magazines you're from

I just wanted to sort of apologize for the kissing thing.

This is crazy behavior.

Nice firm Nice firm

Best guinea-fowl I've ever tasted.

Exactly. Right. So here we go again.

You slept with that actress. We saw the pictures.

- Have been murdered, yes. - Murdered.

now looks like a porn film.

might be more than just good friends?

Oh, okay Take a seat and I'll go check

He wasn't that friendly during filming?

I know it was--

But, um, you know, you could hide the food in your handbag or something.

Any time she goes away

Probably not. Um, something else cold.

I don't either.

Um-- uh, P. G. Wodehouse. Farce, all that, you know.

Right, uh, Mr. Thacker. Will you come this way.

and to be frank with you, doesn't always sell many of those.

These pictures are just so horrible, and they're so grainy.

- I was going to call, but I-- - Uh, Anna.