Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hi. - Hi. Sorry I'm late.
YOU DAFT PRICK!
Is that so? Well
I thought Ghost was the most wonderful film.
dream scenario-- I just, uh,
You must be Spike.
So glad we made it
And, uh, may I also say, um, heavenly.
- How have you been? - Fine, fine. Everything much the same.
Me, I'll take her laughter and her tears
Exactly a year ago today, this man here started the finest restaurant in London.
It's not a classic anecdote, is it though?
May be a hundred different things
What did you say?
Any time she goes away
I'll throw in one of those for free.
Has an orgasm every time you take her out for a cup of coffee.
we can't have a baby.
Oh, God. This is one of those key moments in life...
and you just dismissed me out of hand.
iranges are so funny! like "x.data CC F837 6.7 to biocmanager ecetra ecetra... so hilarious!" yes iranges are one thing to laugh at.
Yeah. Well, my pleasure.
- Okay, stand aside. - I don't think that's a good idea.
"Are you a fan of Henry James?"
SELF-REFLECTION IS GOOD POTUS MUST TRY
- Which floor? - Three, please.
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stay there! Go! Go!
- I'm looking for Anna Scott. - Does she know you're coming?
Always been a bit of an ass
How do you think I'm doing?
That old sun from shining
You can light up the dark
Well, a shot at it at least, huh?
Sorry I can not
Um, I know she's using another name.
Tell me, if I employ a wet rag, would I have to pay it as much as I pay you?
Yeah. The last time you were here, there were some fairly graphic photographs...
When living for my life
- Well, I'll think about it. -
That's my signature. And above it, it says, Dear Justin, you belong in jail.
and if you wanted honey, you'd just buy honey instead of... apricots.
You stay calm! This is a perfect situation for you, isn't it?
Do you feel that way?
- and some of us-- - Get fired.
Flushed away
Any horses in that one?
never suspecting that this was the day that was gonna change my life forever.
No, straight down to the Cromwell Road, then left.
Um-- Yeah, so the, um--
No one's allowed to see them when they cry
But, uh--
It was, um-- It was thrilling for me.
Good-bye.
We only eat things that have actually fallen from the tree or bush,
- Smile. - I've got nothing to smile about.
Message from Command. Would you like them to send in the H. K. s?
I don't know. Perhaps, um,
Oh, my God.
...I've always been a bit of an ass...
Tricky.
I have, as you know, been somewhat down in the mouth.
Absolutely no idea
- No. - Would you like something to eat?
There's Something Wrong With This Yogurt...
you said no witchcraft under any circumstances you're trying to give it up. you twitched a balloon today that's a very big no no! ok then you old fucking witch expert! i won't twitch for 24 hours cause i'm leaving you for good darren! you see mama's always right. shut up endora you porn fuck fresh face!
Come on! Come on! Wait!
good-bye is traditional.
- She saw through me. - Uh-oh.
Come on in. I'll just-- I'll just--
Martin, your customer.
who's filling in for eddie borocky? melanie dremenco.
Absolutely. Never trust a Vegetarian! From "Notting Hill"
No matter what they do
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Go on! Through, through!
uh, I've also got one.
and I'll tell you if I enjoyed making that bit.
Have you got a minute ? 你有空吗
Uh, are you sure this is--
- Hi there. - Hello?
Yes. Gentleman in the pink shirt.
- Time Out. - Great.
Then you came and... I figured--
Come On Hit me with it
Still, um, we're lucky in lots of ways.
and always thought she was, well, fabulous.
if there were horses in it
She's in that house with the blue door in Notting Hill.
Uh--
The more I think about things, the more I see no rhyme or reason in life.
Millions down the drain Well done
You daft prick
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me wherever I fall
Uh,
Oh, yes. You are a naughty boy.
I shall find myself 30 years from now still sitting on this sofa.
The whole two-names concept...
I can't say that I know Patrick all that well.
Does this mean that Miss Scott will not be publicizing her next film?
She may be the love that cannot hope to last
- Um, nearly, nearly. - Well, maybe just one last question.
Last time I was Mrs. Bambi.
That's very good news. Um--
Of course.|
Pathetic effort to hog the kudos
Do remember that Miss Scott is also keen to talk about her next project..
- Saying you'll never leave me - Bollocks! Bollocks!
Undressed like this, yeah.
No, no matter what
Maybe it'll even help business.
Ok, what if…I did…have classified documents Down my trousers?
who's filling in for jo smith? oscar derridge.
Not a classic anecdote
"Are you a fan of Henry James?"
I just wanted to apologize for my friend. He's very sensitive.
The guinea-fowl is proving more complicated than expected.
- That is spectacularly unfair. - That's yours.
Probably drug-induced. Spends most of her life in bloody rehab.
yes beryl wopoxerette? what do you want? i want to smack wopox down so it's changed to "smacwoackpox".
Please, sod off.
- I went out in my goddamn underwear too. - Get out!
Yeah, yeah, yeah Absolutely fine
Sorry.
I mean, good dreams. It's a--
- Whoopsidaisies. -
- That's all that matters to me - No, no matter what
And don't forget I'm--
Yeah.
what Patrick Swayze's like in-- in-- in real life.
I'll be everyone you need
minus 347 pound.
- Baby, who is it? - Uh, it's, uh--
Anna, how much longer are you staying in the U. K. , then?
- Max has told me everything about you. - Has he?
So what did you think of the film?
Wait a sec. I mean, I--
- Absolutely. - It's delicious.
You've had it for ten minutes.
It's your mother on the phone.
Our perspectives are very different.
Whereas you, I've watched in wonder.
But to make matters worse,
I'm sorry. Things are running a little bit late.
First there's this one. Cool, huh?
- Hi. - Hi.
You've got five minutes
Definitely.
She's in a hospital just down the road