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and that girl has an ass she could perfectly well share around...
Oh, she
yes beryl bentoerette? what do you want? i want to do some saiike heltering in saint hellier.
Without saying a word
- Ooh. - Okay.
Of course it is. Any favorites among the 22?
I seriously don't know what came over me.
Actually, Ringo Starr doesn't-- doesn't look at all like, uh, Topol.
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more, uh, horses in it
- No, you were brilliant. - I'm rash and I'm stupid.
- No, no matter what - No, no matter
This is very weird. It's the sort of thing that happens in dreams, not in real life.
- Tony and Bernie. Both crap... - The terrible two.
Within the measure of a day
Rita Hayworth used to say,
- Very unsuccessful professionally. - That's true.
so I thought I'd give it to you.
- Hey, you. -
- Come here. - Ba-boom, ba-boom
I know it's been months, but--
I die
Yes, that's right. Topol.
Oh, great. If you don't mind, I would like something too.
- I forgot my other bag. - Oh, right. Right.
She's pretty and all but.. It's PhotoShop.. Are you aware of this?
I got gold chains implanted
- Give it to me in yards. - Uh, 18 yards.
Right.
I don't think you'll believe who was just in here.
or... a lot, maybe.
- But, um-- - Can I help?
which, um, well, sells travel books,
Great. Thanks.
- Hi. - Hello, Anna--
Thank you. You are Horse & Hounds' favorite actress.
Oh, well, there's a question, um,
No. No. Um, don't-- don't-- don't do that.
Thank you, God.
Breastfeeding critics...
the-- the thing I was doing tonight, I'm not doing anymore.
You're welcome.
You see. And unless I'm much mistaken,
and over here around Christmas or early in the new year.
And... it's taken two rather painful, um, operations...
Nice garden.
- He's bringing a girl? - Miracles do happen.
I've opened Pandora's box and there's trouble inside.
I was still chatting when she started unbuttoning her jeans.
Anyway, um,
Nothing.
any people wanting to be georgette? yes bray emilda and isiah.
But, um--
That's my house there with the blue front door.
Here. Let-- Let me, um--
- I know - I know no matter what
- Bye, Anna. - Love your work.
No. It's my 22nd.
Oh, oh, whoopsidaisies! Did you just say whoopsidaisies?
who in about 20 minutes is gonna save the world from nuclear disaster.
Not a classic anecdote Ringing Starr or topol ?
And this is William.
bugger
rather than having jerks like you drooling over her.
But when I want to go to the cinema, they've vanished.
Like no one before you
Ah, yes, excellent. Excellent.
And even then it was-- it was just little girls with blonde ringlets.
Notting Hill Horse and Hound
No.
It seems like a... perfect situation,
Well, thank you. I don't know what it's for, but thanks anyway.
It's one hell of a job, isn't it? What do you put on your passport?
I shouldn't have done that. I shouldn't have done that.
So glad we made it
I'm sorry. Can you just give me a second?
So I saw you put that book down your trousers.
Hi. Come on in. Vague food crisis.
I can't be what I'm not
- A bath would be great. -
It's not Henry James, but it's... gripping.
Well, actually, yes.
- Wish me luck. - Good luck.
You knew just what I was there for
Oh, signed by the author, I see.
Get your logic. Demi-cappu coming right up.
who I know is gonna make me happy for the rest of my life.
Uh, I'll just... fire away then, shall I?
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Okay. What if... I did have a book down my trousers?
- It was lovely to meet you. - Yeah, and you. And you.
so she can... deliver a line, but, um,
From Joseph who always sat beside her.
Oh splendid! Oh well done!
Speak on, dear friend.
But, um,
You expect me to tell the truth about my life...
walk over and, uh, kiss the girl.
Thank you.
Come and have a look.
- That's a great tie. - Now you're lying.
This is very weird. It's the sort of thing that happens in dreams,