Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was hit by lightning as a child.

and it's just... Oh, shoot. Hold on. I'm sorry.

What am I supposed to do? Just lie down with some skank like 3M?

Thank you, global warming,

Oh, come on, you guys.

... but only for the attention.

and his flight on JetFun got canceled.

You guys do one. I've had 10 shots.

You've only had five shots.

Now, you two, kiss.

And I thought you were cool last night.

I feel bad how we never got to talk about it,

Don't let your life pass you by?

OOH, OSTERIA DAY!

Your son-in-law has taken over the company.

And I wolfed my Teamster sub for you.

and the liquor-store museum.

... but only for the attention!

You've got to wake up, please!

Oh, such sandwiches!

Oh, in 40 minutes.

Hey, look. Lutz is still eating.

I need the cheapest ticket you have going anywhere.

And it started out great and then it was awful

Don’t you deprive the good people of Cleveland an IKEA!

Your surgery was for an undescended testicle.