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This is some sweet smut
It was expensive. I'm sorry, I want to get my money's worth.
That's why he needs us.
Why are you doing this? You've been riding me.
he always turns around and goes, "Hey, man,
I wrote a memoirs. Hey, guys, Charlie found my memoirs!
What?
Nobody cares about arena football anymore.
Goddamn jackin off to my memoirs
- The memoire thing is gone. - You have to go back there.
- What the hell? - Yeah, you in hell, all right!
snap a couple of photos, we got proof, bing-bang-boom, we're done.
- your beard hair falls out, too. - Are you sure?
were in the rehab center and tried to kill me.
Now I think we should just probably leave the body right here, right?
- Did you, or did you not meet Sinbad? - Yeah, I met Sinbad.
Now, Sambora's presence is not necessary,
It's nuts! You don't know how hard I got it, Dee.
If you walk up to the nearest drunk guy and bup him from behind,
You need deep wounds
You gotta take it one step at a time when you want to be an actor.
Everybody, put your hands together
Wake up!
Oprah made him look like a total dick.
Well, that is a very generous offer, but, uh,
Well, I'll tell you why I come to the fountain, Charlie.
YOU SEE THIS? I GOT ONE EYE ON YOU, ONE EYE ON THE TPP500P3
It gets freezing in here at night, all right?
Why are you always doing such weird things, Charlie?
this is a pretty big part of that mile, don't you think?
- Hey, dude. - I just made a date
Occupado
That guy was a turd. I mean, come on.