Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Come on, come on. - You think he will autograph my shirt?

and have actual problems.

Yeah, I should definitely see a doctor.

Hey, Dennis! What's up buddy, come here!

- Yeah. - You don't want to end up like

You make those problems up. You choose to do that stuff.

Because when you perform, your nerves make you dry heave,

Because the public loves those crazy celebrity stories and rehab shit.

Hey, guys, what book you keep going on and on about?

and I would like to request a private bedside concert

Do you have any employer references?

Take his slipper rob thomas

Dee, this guy is great!

Those aren't real problems, Charlie.

and forever, and forever...

- Who you looking for? - Bill. Who's this?

She was much, much older than me, but her breasts…were awesome.

- What? - Sinbad, and the other comedians

This is Mac. You got the wrong number.

Let's talk stigmatas.

- I'm a jerk? - Yeah, you're a jerk.

So, you guys, what's the deal with those hands-free headsets

- Oh, come on, man... - Shut up! Give it to him.

Well, I already got a bald-cap guy and everything.

Give me the laser pointer. Just give me the laser pointer.

Yeah, you know who that is, huh?

Oh, God! There's evil twins in the...

- What's that? - I got some dick in a movie theater