Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

while we get the ball rolling with Bon Jovi.
We're going to turn the tables here.
I mean, am I right...
Okay, good work, Frank.
- Of course I have a spy. - Is that normal to you?
Totally, no wonder! It reeks in here!
So I'm just gonna break it down. I introduce myself right. That was wrong.
Rob Thomas and Sinbad?
Her breasts, were awesome
Shine it on his dick. Shine it on his dick.
No! Well, yes. I mean, I was eating the old cheese
- Goddamn! Jacking off to my... - No, no!
I've been keeping track of all my sexual exploits,
when the donald looks at Ivanka's highschool yearbook photos
- And anyway, so... - No, no, no, I'm not Bill, I'm Terry.
- Why do you have a spy? - To spy the waitress.
"Our eyes locked, our hands touched,
Time out. Did you see where I pissed in the fountain?
I'm gonna get us into a room with Jovi himself.
Sorry about that, Terry. Anyway, this cat people...
before I head off to Paddy's.
Okay. Jesus, dude, won't do the cancer thing.
Occupado.
I'm sorry. That's a stupid idea and I don't want you to do it.
Hey, check it out. You just had yourself a glue O.D.,
- I will knock you out. - What the hell is going on here?
watch your ass, new meat
For the record, when you go through chemo,
But it was working until you got in with the bullshit numbers.
Well, at least it was short and dry this time.
He do whatever I tell him to do 'cause he's my bitch, bitch!
- What a jerk. - I know, but watch this.
So, Mr. Reynolds, you're interested in buying our arena football team?
Well, for starters, I was minding my own business.
Took it. Bam. Mine.
"I removed my robe and stood before her..."
Well, how am I supposed to use it now? 'Cause you... jerk.
with Mr. Von Joni himself.
To get back at their kids.
I hope he's wearing something made out of windbreaker
You were putting the cheese in the rat traps?
- I'm a huge Sinbad fan. I've all his... - Sinbad is not the man that...
Come on. Rob Thomas and Sinbad,