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I'm so hard up, I'm fantasizing about having sex with my own wife!
and then secretly call me from the bathroom right after, or not?
They grow up so darn fast.
I know that we've only been married two days, Perry,
Look, when people get old,
You know what we should do to blow off some steam?
Darling, do you think that we're pigeonholing the children?
if they're going to get all freaky and doink.
MELODY: Bring those horns down here.
Really? You two think it's that easy?
They do. They sure do.
was waiting beneath those covers.
We haven't really been introduced.
Not really sure how I'd go about doing that.
Hey, J.D., I was wondering if I could borrow your scooter
will be happening in exactly one minute.
I just don't want to end up like my aunt Sheila
- Okay, we're leaving now. - You will go nowhere.
- Yes! - Little hitch.
You know the rules, and yet, you continue to break them.
Thought I fixed that.
- Syphilis. - Syphilis.
Not a drop of sweat, and it's like 100 degrees in here.
- Give me another chance. - Can you control yourself?
but the second you try and take it further, she throws the brakes on.
Elliot getting married. Crazy, right?
Well, snookums, I'm first going to check out the market,
(SIGHING)
Mmm-mmm.
Frick! Frick! Frick!
It should have been me.
- I thought about it on the way up. - Come on in.
I mean, where would I put my...
Now, are you going to create a wonderful memory
I love that.