Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

J.D.: It took everything I had in my arsenal

J.D.: There we were,

Got a little skin there. No problem.

- Those pictures give her pan-face. - It's absolutely horrendous.

Okay, I'm going to head over here to vomit.

- I can't believe they have syphilis. - Yes, Barbie.

You're Rachel, she's Ross.

Mrs. Sheldon has been schtupping. Did I say that right?

Dude, no. Man, me? I'm married,

Or you have a bad Internet connection.

I'm planning this elaborate prank on Turk

Whoa, you can't go to Boob Town!

He looks nothing like me!

What do you think of my manicure?

Of course, he would also say that America is a planet.

Go shoe shopping.

He was in a boating accident and suffered some brain damage.

Sadly, it's only in the movies where the pretty girl ends up with the uggo.

will you have your armpits Botoxed so they don't sweat?

I've got to take off.

I'm sure he has an explanation. Go sit down.