Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, Keith, sweetie, you know how I'm crazy, right?

I realized something.

is a well-known hussy in Mr. Bilbray's nursing home.

Okay, we've only got two days, people. Melody, you're on decorations.

God, what a day.

I have to say, I'm very impressed with your vitality.

but I'm not that desperate.

Did they not have sunscreen where you grew up?

Did you want to tell us something, sweetheart?

I hear there's a steel magnolia in room 309 that needs a little pruning.

I cannot believe we didn't figure out our patients had an STD.

more than Ross and Rachel from Friends.

You see, ultimately, it's all about persistence.

there are certain things they're no longer able to do,

Because from time to time I like to throw back a few blue bombers

Next stop, boob town Population two

but we weren't.

I think we should try this.

So, thanks for hanging with me last night.

And he sticks the landing.

Please, I am nothing like Ross.

Don't tell anyone.

I think I'm going to have to give you a lifetime macking ban.

but to start in a more innocent area, like her hips.

Step one, make her realize you share things in common.

This is so romantic.

Wait, why am I thinking about Turk? Okay, start moving your hand.

YOUR BOOOOBS MINE

- It's horrible. - True.

So, to wrap this up,

I am the only single sorority sister left.