Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A man dressed up as a girl.

And you were out here hunting crocodiles in that?

No, I just toss them.

and what's yours, crocodile?

I've been reading about him in the paper.

You're the guy I've been reading about in the paper,

Uh, I thought you were somebody else.

As... As you can see, we're all glad to have you back.

He's the bloke that was grabbed by a croc on the Rapid River.

and I'll meet you at the Echo Billabong on Wednesday.

I have your latest piece right here in front of me

Hey, come here.

Up north in the Never Never, where the land is harsh and bare,

Best pupil I ever had.

You going to make like a kangaroo and hop away?

Uh, see, crocs don't like fresh meat.

(MAN BREATH ES DEEPLY)

He wants me to take care of things here.

I want Mick to come back to New York with me.

Right, well, uh, till Wednesday.

Simpson, Mr. Dundee.

Put your face right over that.

What does she want?

I've got me reputation to think about.

Ha...that's not a knife

Friendly, full of beans, but, uh, a bit weird.

But, right now, I want Richard to explain

The water was running 20 foot up the bank during the wet season.

There's no law against that.

Now this will be quite a novelty for you, Mick.

It's all right. It's over.

it'll probably take two.

Ah, well, you see,

Listen, you do understand

It's like their mother.

Well, that's...

Uh, here, Wal. Mind Cyril for me

Here, let me get this.

What's this extra sink for? It's for washing your ass!

This is man's country out here.

Something closer to home.

Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together.

Mick Dundee's room, please.

- You okay, lady? - Oh, I'm fine.

It'll be getting dark soon.

out there the big fat sheila's eating.

(CAMERA CLICKING)

When you can’t get enough people to vote that your restaurant is the Best Steakhouse in the East Midlands, What do you do? You tell Dellie, she tells everyone, no more problem

Couldn't be better.

Do you want me to have a look at that?

Nah, that's illegal. I was just fishing.

Here's my little Italian mate, Danny.

That's mineral water.

I’ve been trying to tell you all night; that girl is a guy, a man dressed up a a girl.

Um... Hey, listen, uh...

Well, I thought Tucano's would be nice.

Just a bloody poacher, eh?

You know, Mick, that was probably

Your Towels Senor Mick!

This is the man I'm writing about, Mick Dundee.

SAM: Sweetheart?

Right. Absolutely.

Wander around, take a look at America.