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- [Grunts] - Damn! Now those are some bigass panties.
The full-grown male African ostrich...
- Honorable! Honorable! - Onerga— I think you're trying to say honorable.
- Enough. - No, it's that one.
[ Electricity Crackling ]
I have a delivery for a Smokey McPot!
[ Shrieks ] This is absolutely correct!
You must. But remember, you are in great danger. Trust no one.
How's my breath? [ Blowing ]
Well, I saw it last night.
So...
Ah! Got it!
Wait. You found my car?
It's not a llama. It's an ostrich.
Thank you, Jeff. Good point. Trust no one, except for us.
Please leave your shibby at the beep. Shibby!
- And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then— - [ Shouting ]
We've been cleaning all morning. What do you guys have to say for yourselves?
That was Jesse and Chester.
Where were you last night between the hours of midnight and 2:00 a. m.?
- Do you know who bought the car? - I happen to have the address right here.
Well, that doesn't really help.
Me: I feel Awful
We are not guys. We are hot chicks.
I see we're gonna have to do this the hard way.
Yoshi
[ Applause, Cheering ]
- How are we gonna get outta here? - [ Distant Chatter ]
Uh... have we met?
Aha! Your eyes you must close.
And that's when we realized we had lost the Continuum Transfunctioner.
♪♪ [ Music Continues ]
- What? - We are looking forJesse and Chester.
not to mention disappointing, employees ever to work...
raaaaaaaa
They're totally right.
We need to get back into the state of mind that we were in last night.
just how superspecial can a slippery lap dance be?
Believe me, you guys got more important things to worry about right now.
Elfuego of all that is elfuego.
It's been a long, strange trip, dude.
[ Groans ]
If I ever found out you was taking my pizza home for your own eatin' pleasure...
Duuuude What does mine say?
Busted! B-U-S-T.
Time to get your car, dude.
Um... okay.
- Then we get our special treats. - And then?
- Wilma. - Thank you, Wanda.
- [ Roars ] - Hai-yah!
Well, you wanna go talk to that guy over there.
And the cookies fortune?
- We are looking for the Continuum Transfunctioner. - Who are you guys?
Dude
So, then, remember, I said, Later, dudes!
Hey! Hey!
Chester, get him off!
[ Groans ]
[ Nervous Chuckle ] Oh, hi. No, that's not what it looks like.
Dude! [ Laughing ]
Ride Yummy
- See, now that we know that we've been sucky boyfriends... - [ Glass Shatters ]
- [ Women ] Bye! - Twins sound pissed, dude.
Ifyou are Jesse and Chester, perhaps we will give you erotic pleasure.
No, no. I don't know him.
It's nerd-bashing time!
And the fortune cookies, yeah.
[ Video Games Noises ]
- Look! It's an elephant! - What?
ANDEN
Fuckin' wheezers.
No, eat.
- [ Ringing ] - Hello?
Well, somebody sure is a grumpy Gus today.
- [ Giggles ] - This isn't fair. They're mooning us.
I am fun-loving... without my clothes.
The protomic incin— The-The gray thing, dummy!
and go back the other way.
[ Together ] Oh.
[ Speaking Gibberish ]
and den and den and den
I could go for some Chinese food
Somebody sure is a grumpy Gus today
Let's do this.
That's kind of funny because what happened was...
- Bye! - [ Girls ] Bye!
georgette what did you have for lunch? hawaiian mickey mouse.
Okay.
[ Tires Screeching ]
- How do you know they were telling the truth? - Well, it's simple, really.
[ Chittering ]