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What else have you not done, bro? Uh, I've never eaten a pear.
The weird thing is Junior already told us this was a 3-0 Celtic banker
Dennis, let's go. You believe this guy? Jesus!
I just bought the car this morning, Charlie! Okay! All right!
Well, I mean, you know, Gypsies- I don't want anyone shrinking my head and shit.
- What guy? - Guy on the bike.
Hey, you know, Dee, I didn't want to say anything back there,
Well, let's not get into a whole "who picked out what. " I want my 35 cents back.
Mmm. This is more like it, huh, Frank?
Wait. What's the plan here? You guys are still gonna ride in the back?
All right, cheers. Cheers, you guys.
Oh, you're definitely gonna end up doing gay porn...
I'm not gonna pinch the wire. I know what I'm doing.
I got something you need to hear about.
Hey, yeah! Nice, man.
What in the hell are you talking about?
You're not gonna get the smell of piss out of that car for weeks.
Yeah. We're talking structural damage down there.
Is that piss?!
Perfect. Now, the weight of the door will keep the beer bottle in place.
- Why are you at work early? - I woke up early this morning and went and bought a new car.
And then we'll get some new wicker chairs next time we're at a Gypsy hangout spot.
You will can full price, or I am willing to barter with you For a very long time
It's an energy drink
Oh, that- that pear's not ripe, dude.
Like sand?
All right, all right, all right. It's my car. I'm driving. Get out!
Yeah. Yeah. Well, first of all,
Damn. It's dark, and we haven't even left Philly yet.
that one holds inside. Pop it out, right?
Did you get it? Oh, yeah!
No. That would have been good though. That would've been good, man.
but we're totally unwilling to pay full price for them, so...
He's moving, he's moving. Yeah, he's getting up.
I wish that this light would hurry up and change. That's the only thing. Uh-oh!
You were taking forever! Did you still want to go?
Really? Pears weird me out, dude. Where do you start with a pear?
- We are all hooked up here, dude. - Mmm.
I know. But that kid was, like, really young and sweet and innocent-looking.