Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

O-O-Okay. Well, do you want me to come in?

Maybe that's my system. She got a job at the fair. It could be fun to stalk around a fair.

Oh look Ben, a carnie!

I told her, "It's for my grandmother. She's quite ill."

Okay. Okay! Let's start over. We're getting way of topic here.

# Watchin' every motion in my foolish lover's gaze ##.

Thus demonstrating my value as a loving grandson and an all-around great guy.

Hi, Dennis, it's Caylee.

You're supposed to let her get stabbed, hope that it hits a main artery,

I mean, what prizes are there?

I was gonna protect you from the stabbing.

And I'll also take this. Thank you. Here. Do you want a glass?

No! No more thirds for Frankie! Seconds from now on!

That's right. I come in after Mac. But he's taking forever this time.

My system of seduction that I used to win your heart,

That will provide the perfect setting for all of our needs to be met.

Uh, yeah. I looked into it. There's no, um, Dr. Toboggan in Philadelphia either.

She'll start questioning her self-worth,

Why do you think I'm always reading books and shit when we do the spider routine?

Actually, it's Mantis. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.

Fifteen. Fifteen.

Welcome to hell!

No, it's not. No, it's not. But it's exciting, isn't it?

- Right this way, Nana. - Kids are so brutal.

- I'm here for the scraps. - I haven't had a chance to get in there yet, okay? So just...

- Do you know anything about plumbing? - Uh... no.

I don't think your grandmother exists, Dennis.

Yeah. I told him to wait for me. He kinda does whatever I say. It's pretty great.

Is there anybody out there that could take me home?

I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.