Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dennis, I've been looking all over for you. Where you been?
You been humping these girls after I'm done with them? Oh, yeah, dude.
I'm fine all by myself, buddy! I'm doing just fine by myself.
There are no prizes, charlie
Oh, that's my system. The M.A.C. "Move-in After Completion."
Then I slip right in…
Get out. Just play it cool.
No, it says Philadelphia right there. Oh. Yeah- No, that...
Hey.
Dee, this chick is so in love with me, she doesn't even know it.
Ben's the only one who's using it properly.
You are so stupid
It's 'cause I'm getting tired. My arm's blown out.
Dee, do you want to go? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I wanna go, but not with you!
This is Men stuff MEN STUFF!
It's way worse than when I got here. I think you should get out.
I got my magnum condoms. I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow.
Are you sure? 'Cause your garbage disposal's a mess. Pretty sure.
Oh, what the hell!
A lot, dude. She's been irritated with me.
This is what men do
Why'd you tell him to do it with the windows up? That's cruel. The engine's not even on.
D-E-N-N-I-S.
It's all my fault.
Move-in after completion
Just get the hell out of my apartment.
And then when we get to the restaurant, the restaurant is closed,
## Ooh! Eh. Frank! Hey, Frank! What are you doing?
I like turtles. Okay.
Cool….. You’re the one that’s cool
I don't care that it's for kids. All right? Let me demonstrate my value to you. Please!
She thinks she's got the H. I.V. Then I slip in.
Smooth! Very- Very smooth stuff. Very classy.
Way to go, jerks! Good job! Yeah? Way to go to you.
is a comprehensive approach to seduction that I have perfected over the years.
Listen to this message. Come here. This chick is so in love with me, it's crazy.
I want to tell you that the reason I was distant is because...