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So, wait. Your guy has been waiting out here the whole time in the hot sun?
Oh, no? Yeah.
- A playboy? Is that how you see yourself? - Yes.
Oh. No- Yeah, he doesn't- He's not based in Philly.
But that doesn't mean that he's pulling some sort of a system.
Yes, Mac. That's right.
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Oh, no! You don't have to call the police. Check it out.
I’m ready to plowwwwww
When I was little, all the kids would beat me up and call me Bookworm.
I'm here just to fix your garbage disposal.
and you're gonna act like my grandma, okay?
I need you to resume your role as the thoughtful roommate and invite Caylee out to the fair.
Then I guess I'll demonstrate my value to you by firing off a wicked hot fastball, huh?
I don't need you to take up for me! Get out of here!
Shut up! Just go! Get outta here! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a lizard!
Uh- Hang on a second. What you doing there? I'm calling the police.
Once you've asked her out, you move on to "E."
I got my DMR. I got my Mac 10. I’m ready to plow
Hit up a pay phone so that she can't trace the calls back to you.
- Oh, yeah. - Now let's move on.
I got your test results. You're positive. You got the COVID
In this most recent case my subject was Caylee, a cute pharmacist.
You will demonstrate your value to the waitress by winning a prize at her booth.
and coerced affection from a man who is afraid to love.
I like turtles.
I demonstrated my value to her by filling a prescription.
Dee, it's, like, 100 degrees outside.
All right. I like this blouse you're wearing. That's nice. Is that new?
that these idiots are ruining right now!
Then we'll come in for seconds and scraps. Back off.
Okay? And she'll start getting really mixed up because you're not there to protect her.
I’m ready to plowwww
"Nurturing Dependence."