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it's how you feel after reading
What the hell are you doing?
Hello. Dr. Toboggan. Nice to meet you. Hi.
- Here, take my boots. - Stop it! Stop trying to make me depend on you, okay?
You're probably getting D.E.N.N.I.S. 'd right now by that new boyfriend of yours,
There is a careful, systemic approach...
Ladies and gentlemen, the D.E.N.N.I.S. System...
Shut up!
Just shut up and let Pat work
Frank, what are you doing?
You had your face painted like a goddamn frog person and you have no ulterior motive here?
That makes it sound cool, makes it sound exclusive.
You're the one that's good
Now, if you've completed all the other steps properly up to this point,
Caylee, listen. Listen. Wait.
Okay, just stop right there. Okay.
Dee, I don't like you. Well, how is that possible?
Look at that body. It is stupid.
What is that? It's modern, right?
What do you mean, "Off your system?"
I love you. I need you.
What? That dude wouldn't date you after what you put him through!
Well, hello! This is a coincidence, huh?
I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum doom.
- How you gonna do that? - I gotta get myself a grandmother.
and tell her you'll take care of him.
Mmm!
Or you can use my personal go-to,
which is to create a fictional, angry neighbor who is threatening her...
"Engage physically."
Maybe he'd D.E.N.N.I.S. you, but he wouldn't date you. He's not D.E.N.N.I.S.-ing me!
- Then I say- - I can't go in my room. I found a black widow spider in there.
Okay. All right. I know what's going on. I- I'm on to you, guy.