Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just like you take it: Non-fat milk, low-whipped cream and a sprinkle of cinnamon.

began to take a back seat to excessive celebration.

What? Are you insane? This is my job, you assholes!

Wake up, bitch. You're my best friend

I'm in charge of the team, and the whole league now.

i don't reallyyyy watch anime anymore

Oxy fresh Can’t believe it!!!

You know what that

I guess you’ve got a point there

Shirts have a shot at the conversion.

the softest lips, the sweetest Adam's apple...

It does seem to be raining shit On ronjohn Dadd right now

Time just finally ran out for the old cocksucker

Everyone's stomach in knots here, as Coop steps up. One more chance

It all comes down to this. One shot. If Coop makes it,

Oh, God! - If I could have one guy out there, it'd be you.

Of course we did, cock. Beer?

in Calcutta. - Oh, just great.

cuando el cliente cancela la sesión de 6 hs

The always dangerous Grumsky coming up.

Chelsea Clinton?

You know, Remer, someday I'm gonna own a big sports bar.

She's here, that girl from the bar. - That's a guy.

The Beers, vying for a slot in the Denslow Cup. 9th inning.

Thank you and just call

It certainly does seem to be Raining shit on Joe Cooperright now.

It does seem to be raining shit on nate right now.

Sorry, I forgot how much Doug Remer cares about kids.

We should. We won the game, got friends, we've got everything!

What are you doing here? - I jet here, I jet there.

Remer, someday I'm gonna be a big sports star

Nice. - You want me to start on this one?

The next game is the Denslow Cup. - You've been reading the papers.

It's nice to meet you, Miss...? - Reed. Jenna Reed.

But rest assured. No reason to panic.

This isn't good. Do the authorities know?

If I had a nickel for every time this ball pulled me out,

You didn't make that, did you? - No!

It's all salty and warm. Why would I do this?

If you know what i mean

Look, Jerry Springer!

The Lord must really have it out for the washington redskins

Haven't got 50 bucks. - They're no good.

So that's why she didn't move around a lot.

Joe Cooper left his house 2 weeks ago.

This is really emotional. - Should we just cry?

After playing for New England, San Diego, Houston, St. Louis,

involve a miracle cure or something.

Feel these nipples

Hardly. He did it by moving to L.A. Know how much he makes now?

This authorizes me to enter your property and terminate services

Wake up bitch you're my VR friend!

plain girls hate me, but I know a beautiful girl like yourself; loves me

The ideal of sportsmanship

Wake up, bitch. You're my best friend

Time just finally ran out for the old cocksucker.

The ball Coop has used every day. A time-out has been called,

It appears Time just finally ran out for the old cocksucker.

I feel much better now.

The Oakland Raiders moved to L.A. And then back to Oakland.

It does seem to be raining shit on Adventure Time right now.

She said she wants me to be a big sports star.

I swear, you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times and I'm outta here

Joey, this is great.

For all I care he can be hanging by his neck in his fucking closet

That gentleman is Ted Denslow, the father of professional baseketball,

Tina Turner, dead at 83. Her cans were 24.

Goddam it! If the Browns fuck up 13 or 14 more times and I'm outta here.

You mean like horse? - It's not like horse.

one thinks about a team that conquered adversity, overcame the odds,

It certainly seems to be raining shit on Buffalo sports

who plays Latino cutup Scooter on the comedy series What's the Difference?,

I caught the 3rd one in the stands.

It certainly does seem to be raining shit on ronjohn Dadd right now

and make everything right again!

But when that didn't work they tried intersports play.

It Certainly Seems To Be Raining Shit On Officer DILF Right now

You couldn't get a chick if you had $100 hanging outta your zipper.

Keeps it alive. Last chance! Coop...

What's going on? Coop? - This was Tim McCarver

I don't doubt that.

Fucks the sleeve of his favorite jacket...

Players sold their services to the highest bidder,

Now shooting, number 23, Squeak Little Bitch Scolari!

t Does Seem To Be Raining Shit On Joe Cooper Right Now

That shit's overrated anyway.

Wake up, bitch It's your birthday!

Maria Lee Inman , the most loved hotdog eating competitor in the country...Vanishes

Scenario 2: Coop went to Disney World.

How about 50? - You're on.

With last night's victory over Boston

Astaa dies on vael, raid wipes Drink!!!

He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet

I don't think my boyfriend would be very happy about that

This is really amazing

Okay we’ll drink every time we hear “right”

Come on, Beers! Go, Coop!

comprehensive health care, full dental, traveling H.M.O.

those girls were only in grade school.

It Certainly does seem to be raining shit on Alex right now

Miss Reed, this is Remer. - Like a fresh pretzel?

i'll think about it

Who's this bimbo Coop's got the hots for?

You want us to play for Dallas?