Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Zucker As in zucc zucc zucc all myse pansies ans all those vaginaes

All part of the great fall line-up on Who Gives a Rat's Ass Friday

Give it up! She doesn't like you. - She has the hots for you?

which perfume are you gonna buy? bvlgari jasmin noir.

Coop getting ready to take his shot.

He's hit for the cycle already 7 times tonight.

were a metaphor for the nobility of man.

Yeah, I guess we are underpaid. - I want to change all that.

Is it really you? - Yeah, it's me.

Wake up, bitch. You're my new best friend.

You're goddam fucking fat...

Hey, Squeak! Miss it!

Theodore Denslow dead at 85. His hairpiece was 24.

Poor kids! We can't let this happen. - We gotta do something.

that might increase the owners' profits.

It was a killer psych-out. - Really? - Shake it off. I got this guy.

9th inning. Beers still down by 2 runs.

We can win the game with this one. Bring me home.

We prefer to think of them as health- and survival-impaired.

Hey, that's my wife. - And this is me!

heyyy thanks for ur photos. im shy

I can't believe you were fired for not shutting off our gas for 6 weeks!

If you know what I mean.

First we get the job at Target Then we get the comics gigs

His sodium level's through the roof!

Don't stay too long.

I love alway have

Hanging out Playing Nintendo

Can you break a 20? - What? Dollars? - I didn't think so!

Your bed's over there.

I'll need more time to think about that

where the defending champion, the Dallas Felons,

"And Take Advantage Of Lucrative Corporate Tie-Ins,"

Yeah, let the tears come. You're gonna make me start crying.

I guess that’s why he didn’t make it to trivia last week

Come on, bitch!

Josh telling us he'll do the one chip challenge lol

Do you think you could hit a home run for me tonight? - Well...

I will have to see

Intersport play

I could lay some carpet in your new home

and bad knees can get together and compete

We should definitely arrange something in the new year, we haven't seen each other in a long time

At a time like this

and you can shut off our gas, and we'll never call you Squeak again.

as guys who are goosed up on steroids.

Pretty sweet, huh?

Just...... Stop

The Felons win their 2nd consecutive Denslow Cup

We can explain it more slowly if you need us to. You’re not big sports guys?

So that's why he didn't put his thumb on the scale a lot.

When Joe Cooper discovered that Beerswear Factory workers were kids,

Hurry up, Coop. - I just gotta water the plants.

Update: We still have no fucking clue where this guy is.

I leave to my niece Susan. Limited edition, signed

Thank you, Doug. - I baked you fresh poppyseed muffins, too.

At least I'm in the playoffs

I saw some kid in the ballpark with it. You gotta hang on to that.

This is amazing

Now shooting, number 17, Doug Sir Swish Remer!

It seems to be raining shit on Grant Larie…

Tony’s Intro When he joins the convo

We're supposed to be a team. Without Coop it's not the same.

lay some carpet, if you know what I mean.

I didn't kill him! - You missed the 3rd home run, and you killed him.

wrapping my legs around him, cuddling in the spoon position

We Drink Everytime a warrior dies

Anything for Hoffner

Apparently, not total losers. - We're pretty good at basketball.

I'd better get these kids back. Little Travis is getting impatient.

Be right with you!

Not big sports guys …..

It's a high fly ball to right...

No, Joe Cooper.

Made that look easy!

Damn it fauci You money loving idiot!

I don't know anymore. - Jenna, wait! - You've gotta believe us!

We're underway here for the Denslow Cup V.

Beers have a shot at the conversion! Remer keeps it alive!

All part of the great fall line-up on Who Gives a Rat's Ass

According to Angelique Bones, a nosy bitch who lives up the street, Maria took only a toothbrush and a plane ticket to Denver.

Hi, I love pizza

I got Jenna a pre-commitment ring It's a promise to pledge we'll get engaged as soon as we make a commitment

No, he got rich playing in college, everybody knows that

we're now in month 9 of the play-offs.

Coop at the triple line, and Jansen sets up for the psych-out.

Well I don't really know, but for some reason it made me feel good about it.

Miss Reed helped me for most of it.

Jae Crowder suitng up for the SUNS

The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don't allow music.

Joining us this evening, big fan of baseketball, Tony Nocciolino,

You know, Remer, someday I'm gonna be a big sports star.

Throbbing cock!

Silvio Berlusconi dead at 85. His hairpiece was 24.

It's not like he's asking you to hit 2 home runs!

The Beers win their 10th consecutive game...

You can camp out here for a while. - This is pretty sweet!

What's that? - It's a commitment ring.

That's great, thanks

One, two, three, fuck the Mexicans..

You just watch me, dude.

Mr. Squeak? - What? - What grade are you in?

I never really minded... - Shut up, bitch!

Where's the singing? - I don't wanna sing! - Come on, sing!