Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's true. Who am I?
You always see these beautiful women with "nothing" guys.
What'd you think?
whenever
Big guy?
Why would someone do that?
We talked until 2:00. It was perfect.
The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.
Can always spot someone who’s never been to a BFDO mtg before!
...if you have a husband and a boyfriend?
Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in!
Did you ever see the movie Sleepless in Seattle?
- Ross, is this your fantasy? - No, of course not.
...and breaks that measuring device.
What?
No, that's not exactly what I was
haphazard
- You're right. - We saw your head.
Oh, my God!
Nope.
What you envy's a schwang
I can't believe I forgot a magazine.
WHENEVER
No. No resentment. Believe me...
Remember, I lived with you? You were a little....