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- Yeah? - I'm looking for a Mrs. Jones.
Is that a problem?
without being a woman pretending to be a man.
I'm never gonna be a girly girl. I never will.
Smoking is the only thing that keeps me balanced.
And I can't cook.
I'm very into labels. Gay. Straight. Pick a side and stay there.
I thought I'd come by and scare the shit out of you.
Faced with relationship problems, some women turn to fried food.
I don't know if I can move forward, but I don't want to lose you.
She also wears make-up to the gym.
Isn't that next to Ricky Martinville?
This isn't helping me find my inner goddess, only my inner humiliation.
Yeah, but we're not.
- Hi. I'm late. I know I'm late. - It's OK.
He makes me nervous. I think he is...
The way your upper lip tastes.
What?
Listen to me. We've called your boss three times already.
Somewhere between Gen X and Y, they blended and made XY.
- I know what I'm doing. - And I know better.
Don't forget I gave you that egg.
Nothing about him or our third date felt typical.
This is what we're watching?
I went to the market. I needed extra virgin olive oil. They only had virgin.
- Here. - Thanks.