Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What does it matter, Cohen? - It matters to me.

I hope you brought a lot of snacks.

One she'll miss once the novelty wears off...

You have got to cheer him up. Semper fi.

Oh, good idea. Here you go, buddy. Go to town.

So, what do we do now?

- Food poisoning or something. - We haven't eaten.

Okay, we cannot be more annoying than Ryan and Marissa.

Plumber, crack. That's funny.

May this be the first of many things we have in common.

No, I'm a virgin. At least, I think I am.

- Let's find an exit and get out of here. - Good idea.

They're probably fighting right now.

Let's just say I'm finding Newport Living a lot more interesting...

- You talked to him? - Yes.

- She probably did it on purpose. - Well, let's just call someone.

...which, I'm guessing, is about now.

But then what happened was I broke it.

- You weren't my first love, just my first. - A girl never forgets.

Look at that, my little Summer.

- I should... - Yeah.

Maybe we should try a reenactment.

...but have you met her new friends, "sullen" and "vindictive"?

Sorry to wake you at 8:00 at night.

Yeah, well, it's a long story.

If a big fat guy with an "I heart NASCAR" tattoo shows up...

Yeah, Lindsay's gone, and he's heartbroken.

What about over there?

Bus 5675 to Fort Irwin, now boarding.

- I can't get that money. - I think you can.

- Well, why can't I? - Because it's not a big deal.

Come, come. Never picked you for a rum man.

I hurt Kirsten.