Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, that went slightly better than the worst it could have gone.
while listening to Cole Porter records.
Look, I've had a rough morning, so I don't need...
I was gonna say catty because you're a cat.
It's okay, we'll get more muffins.
She wants a framed picture of my mother's maiden name
on the frontlines, that is a sick joke, sir.
about a seemingly mandated celebration of our military
And hold for Princess Carolyn, please.
but I just keep thinking about the muffins thing,
♪ When you're walking alone ♪
You're a real hero.
Our guest via satellite is Neal McBeal,
Congress is voting on a major education bill
So what, I was supposed to take them
Don't put things in my butt if you want them back.
Were you close with your father?
Oh, how we laughed. "Ha ha ha,"
Thanks, Laura.
Yeah, great, just get me away from the cameras.
I'm sure a lot of the troops are jerks.
If you would calm the fuck down; I could think for a second.
Uh, actually, I had another point I wanted to make.
What, have they got a lot of saturated fat in them?
Hey!
into easily digestible chunks of empty catchphrases.
Who came up with that? Was it Randy?
You're not gonna make me look like an asshole, are you?