Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

the mystery of my missing goddamn self-respect!

Yes, I am BoJack Horseman, star of Horsin' Around.

I ate 12 muffins, and I didn't even want one!

which we all agree is really clever.

He used to make me cry with him

She wants a framed picture of my mother's maiden name.

and you sat here in silence for five minutes

while refusing to hold our own government to the same standard.

Yeah, there were exactly 12!

as we often do.

Well, maybe if my secretary also refused to get an abortion,

Joan, I'm sorry to interrupt you,

on the last box...

because it's the only place they don't have insurance to film.

I used screws, which he called fancy Jew nails.

Sorry, wasn't listening. See ya.

Princess Carolyn needs to talk to you immediately.

So what you're saying is,

Mi casa es su casa.

I just hate one specific troop. I don't even hate him, really.

yes i have all da crack and vaginaes and secksay babs

Look, I know tempers are high,

Oh, yeah, Todd?

and then a much, much larger dose

Ha ha. Don't tell VH1 that.

You're the birthday boy.

BoJack, are you watching MSNBSea right now?

No, Tom, there were a good deal more than that.

and you are a horrible person,

Well, anyway, this is my businessperson...

for, to me, there is nothing the least bit funny

to bed before it spirals out of con...

and they come back as stale hamburger buns,

if that's what you're looking for,

- Normal. - Normal?

But when you deny the dibs called by our men and women

for my reality show,

Laura, do not respond to him. Goodbye, BoJack.

and give me something real.