Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want to hear the truth.

I was actually already in a bad mood,

How's this look? Looks good?

I specifically didn't ask,

Just pretend they're not there.

Most people are jerks already,

that the troops are heroes.

you think I'm a hero.

It appears that BoJack's Lexus is coming out of the garage.

You didn't even put the muffins in a cart.

Well, I'm out of ideas.

Furthermore, I do not find it unbelievably appropriate

I don't agree to that.

It's for my reality show.

Well, my date with Ayako went really well.

- All very above board. - Uh, what'd you say?

That better not be my last Toaster Strudel.

that this conversation is taking place on reality television,

He voiced his opinion, even though it was unpopular,

Well, it could be working harder, and that's wordplay.

Hey, where'd he get that bucket from?

- My dibs were on those muffins! - Your dibs were void!

and I emphasize, from Afghanistan...

but I thought maybe for one night,

- But I love chocolate. - Story of my life.

well, that went slightly better than the worst it could've possibly gone. so hooray?

Let's start at the beginning.

Yeah, if it's 2003.

My memoirist is gonna show up soon,

and then he tore it down while I was at summer camp

What, catty? Are you gonna say catty?

because instead of hearty, Christian nails,

empty-calorie celebrity tell-some,

Thanks for asking.

Okay, full truth, here we go.

They drank a lot.

You slacked off and took the easy way out.

but my friends call me Jelly.

Could you speak up, please?