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Probably should've had breakfast. [chuckles]
I'd stay down there if I were you, Boris.
♪ Well, all the things she said ♪
Do the thing I like.
Out of respect for your culture.
So, he's a double hack. A hack of a hack. Fucking perfect.
Why do you need a horse if you're the brain?
[Tammé grunts]
Can't fight me if you can't catch me!
[in Southern drawl] Typical whiny Soviet.
One's too hot, one's too cold.
You get back up, and then I sickle your feet so you... You:
and then you're gonna try to blow me up,
[in Russian accent] This is how we drink tea in Russia. With pain.
Watch me drop some Talmud on ya head.
[sighs] I really have to.
My cousin Michael is chess champion.
[crowd cheering]
- Take the day off. - But I'm here. I'm ready to work.
[in normal voice] What do Russians have against mugs?
[in Russian accent] "Vodka for breakfast!"
I'll enter the ring with like 17 children who have those little curls and...
- Um... - You don't...
♪ Because I'm in love With Cathy McGowan ♪
- The fuck is this? - I will beat you with a chicken.
- ♪ Ready ♪ - ♪ Ready! ♪
So, it's all about going with the flow.
Well, Sam read it to me.
Mm.
That's really reductive.
Oh... like Yentl.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
♪ And dream of all your life ♪
Where's Lupe?
[in Russian accent] I am Zoya. Thanks to you for having me at party.
Am I? Or am I your headliner? Unless you've got some other name-brand actress
I think you deserve better than Boris and Natasha.
You sing from Yentl, da?
- You see... - No. Right there,
I was going through with my cart,
[Arthie laughing maniacally]
and hide paper towels under mattress. [chuckles]
[Rhonda] Well, like I said, I'd doze off and then wake up again.
I think you deserve better than Boris and Natasha
not some cartoon Russian villain.