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You and Barbie, get your shit together.
[in normal voice] Okay, okay. I'm sorry,
blonde.
Get over it already.
♪ I'm not in love with the radio ♪
You are USA. She's Soviet Union.
Somebody please get me a drink!
Right. You only listen to women if you're fucking them.
I really wanna be an authentic representation,
Uh, and don't dress like what you say you're not.
[in Russian accent] Zoya drinks like a sailor and swears like a fish.
It's everything you need.
Oh. [chuckles] I'm not really a soda person.
You can't just go out and do coke and piss away all your money
[in normal voice] I love that.
[in Russian accent] I get you up again for "the potato soup."
You would burn up in a smoldering ash heap of rage and disappointment.
Because I am so into myself. [laughs]
You are weak capitalist dog.
It only hurts a little.
I am like...
♪ Well, wasn't it fabulous? ♪
♪ There are moments ♪
[in Russian accent] Morning, comrade!
Deep dive.
[yells]
[Gregory] You wanna feel Russian, you must drink vodka.
That was not what I had hoped for.
and you're the only Russian I know.
- [in normal voice] Throw me. - What?
Oh, yeah, yeah. I think I saw that Venus one.
That's strong.
I'm pretty into it.
♪ You remember all your life ♪
- [giggles] - [woman laughs]
Could have gone all the way with the Russians, who are...
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