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Now that we're in America, we're free to be Jews.
- [crowd] Ooh! - [cheers]
♪ I will always remember this chair That window ♪
Come on. Everybody knows Yentl.
Life is suffering.
Why not? Today's a glorified private rehearsal.
What about the 12 other girls busting their ass out there?
It's time to break that rule. You said, "Find me a great heel."
If she desired.
Hey. You leaving?
[in normal voice] Really feeling that.
- You end up here? - You end up here.
I really like this girl, man... but I can't seem to say anything right.
It's early morning. It's nice. It's... It's quiet.
[Tammé] Oh! Oh! Oh!
It sucked. All tits and blood. Total hack job.
[crowd cheering]
[in normal voice] Okay. I mean, I'm not really su...
[Sam] I feel good about this one.
[sighs]
Oh, I didn't know you were Jewish.
What am I supposed to do?
I have woman... sometimes.
In Soviet Union, we eat stars and stripes for breakfast.
You love being a temperamental star. I know you do.
[grunting]
All you people have to eat are turnips, snow and misery.
but isn't a bris supposed to happen when you're a baby?