Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bring your first quarter stats

That would be fine. If this job is in a well, I don't want it.

KAREN: Come on, Jim! Come on! What are you doing?

Wow, I feel really good right now.

Okay, where does it hurt?

Do you expect me to believe

That's not why you lost.

as an opportunity for me to demonstrate what a good sport I am.

Said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy

The person to replace me has to have a great sense of humor.

Get him, big boy!

We are going to choose team names. Dwight.

RYAN: Keep moving!

Voldemort. Voldemort. Idiots. Idiots.

We are all participating in mandatory fun activities

David Wallace is on line one.

Just step over the hole. DWIGHT: Move your ass!

Yeah, right! Come on, come on! God!

Unless you find a new head.

J’ai le boulot le plus ennuyeux du bureau

Eat it. Dip It In The Water So It'll Slide Down Your Gullet More Easily.

DWIGHT: Is it possible you ate food that contained animal waste?

There’s nothing like a day at the beach Filled with sun, sand, and diligent note taking

Is there any mustard? No mustard! No mustard! Just eat it!

Jan is out of town right now. Oh. You sigh like Jan.

MICHAEL: Pam, you're missing things!

No, no, no, do not touch the food. Please, not yet.

You have to stop this right now or I'm not gonna do this anymore.

But the only reason I didn't win is because I recently learned

I don't want to do anything. I'm dying.

Yeah, it is. I totally could have kicked your butt.

I HOPE THERE WILL BE MANAGEMENT PARABLES.

Whoa, stop. Another hole. Take a big step.

But you know what? I don't know who to recommend,