Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"is violence in movies and sex on TV

- No calls! - It's about a dying boy.

Lois, if you're scared, I'll hold you until the lights are on again.

Told him he was soft in the Arafat interview.

I'm sorry we had to meet under these circumstances.

When did God ever say He didn't want someone else...

dad it's me go to your room

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

Always playing with that wheat thresher!

No. The light bulbs last night, my fleas, Chris' pimples.

Purse snatching, society's fault, or one man's cry for help?

Looks like little Chong should have wished for a better agent.

You gonna eat that stapler?

We only air the show. We have nothing to do with it being canceled.

Hey, Dad. Hurry up. You're missing Gumbel 2 Gumbel.

I'll take the dying boy to block.

Come on, there's a logical explanation for all those things.

Hey, Stewie, I see your bum.

"There's a smile on your face and a bounce in your step

- Meg. - Your wife.

Sheesh. What a week that was.

I have a certificate to prove it.

"on which we used to rely?

I'll handle it.

Make them stop worshipping you before it starts hailing in my house!