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We have our husbands, wives, children,
- Giddy? I was not giddy. - You were giddy.
No thank you, I don't drink. I don't drink.
and we've been inconsiderate to other people.
- Who is that guy? - I can't do this!
You know, yeah.
so would it be okay if...
- What? - Oh my God.
I think maybe I should use the bathroom before we go.
I cannot be of any help whatsoever
Good, Son.
You don't have to put it on the bread.
We're your guides.
I would miss the entire rim. I couldn't even hit the rim!
Hey, I got a bite, Pop.
- You be quiet, big nose. - Go fuck yourself.
I don't think with him, though.
Good Luck With The Surgery
I'm sorry about the adoption.
- You bought yourself a great car. - Thank you.
Oh, I love you, man.
All right, so, if you go on a date, where do you go?
I think you better get someone else.
Well, so we'll find him a kidney.
Yeah, Larry, listen.
You are very, very calm, bro.
Well, you know people get very attached to their golf clubs.
Jeff.
Why were you so happy when you thought you were adopted?
See, if this were yours it would say, "fucking douche bag."
- What's going on here? - If you need anything, let me know.
That's what I wanna know.
- You know? - It's not interesting to watch, really.
saved me from drowning a few months ago.
No, this is my jacket!
- Hi, Wilson. - I didn't know you had a son.
- I need socks and underwear. - You'll learn all that in due time.
We're your guides.
Hmm, all right.