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The keys to the ship!
Oh, geez, I went to high school with that guy.
Look, I don't know about your previous captains...
Oh, my. I haven't picked a new captain yet.
- Agreed? - Agreed.
I've paid to have it aired during the Super Bowl.
# Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray-gun when she comes #
Make a U-turn at the next crater.
but it's just so artificial.
my three beautiful robot daughters, you hear?
Hang on. Jump.
with blackjack and hookers.
What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?
Greetings, moon man.
# She'll be coming around the mountain #
Now, open your mouth...
Not for long.
to want to be a folksinger.
I'll learn you to sleep with my robot daughters.
I'm going to start my own troop With blackjack! And hookers!
One of these days Doge
Hey, I got you guys refrigerator magnets.
Address all complaints to the Monsanto Corporation.
I'm never going to get used to the 31 st century.
Well make our own Board of Peach With blackjack and hookers
I want to see the Moon.
Now, get in here before you freeze.
I'm taking this thing out to the real Moon.
We had to see the real Moon.
You've got a future around here.
Uh, Bender, you didn't touch...
- Wow. - Not on the same channel, of course.
But you are lazy, right?
Over there.
Ugh, who buys this trash?
One more time!
and apologize for being such a jerk.
# Well, I'll shoot her with my ray-gun when she comes #
I'm going to start my own xmas party with blackjack and hookers
Bang! Zoom! Straight to the Moon!
Lousy arm must be rigged.
but the rest is mighty wicked.