Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

On the bonny, bonny banks of Loch Lomond
You got what you earned.
He's going to prison in a couple hours.
What are you thinking? I mean, I'm gonna give you a black eye
And there's these people that are throwing me kind of a...
Why can't we just sit down and you know,
You're not listening to me. I got touched.
They came after me to get to you.
(GROANING)
Jesus Christ!
You're his best friend and you never said a thing, but this is my fault?
JACOB: That's enough. Stop.
How long you been sitting on this stoop?
"were evidences of repression...
Pop.
Fuck that! You know what?
- Tell me you're joking. - I'm joking.
You know, we get a, we got an old jukebox in the corner.
- One of Jake's students. - What?
You want dog, I buy you nice puppy tomorrow.
I'm coming and going at the same time.
- This is insane! - Shut up! Shut up!
I don't think he wants me here.
First, money. You have none.
- What? - She's the only girl
The poem.
And he's going to ask us, did he play ball?
When you have your dick in his mouth,
- (PHONE RINGS) - Yeah. Slaughtery.
You know how stubborn he is.
In the middle with the ball.
No, it wasn't.
- Hey. What's going on? - Who's that?
Just today.
(HORN BLARING)
Yeah, there's a difference?
(CHUCKLES)
Fuck the Puerto Ricans, 20 to a car,
And then you ask them if they know
'Cause every day that he's had since then, that's because of me.
You're gonna get out, and you and me,
Within moments, the unemployment number's gonna be announced.
"Died way too young. Bad luck."
I'm gonna be there when you get out.
Who you are, where you come from.
I know that, you know that. They tried.
Set 'em up for the Dead End Kids.
How are you, Naturelle?
Come. You want police coming?
You have hole in neck and blood is coming out.
(WHISTLES) Hey, Frank. We all right?
- (BARKS) - Go on.
Who's that?
- Maybe. - Maybe?
- If you say that... - It's a euphemism, right?
- Doesn't matter. - It matters to me.
You know what happens if someone sees me?
You make friends wherever you go.
- JACOB: Nat... - Move.
JACOB: Hold on.
You'll miss your friends, you'll miss your dog,
No, no. Forget that.
Only the best for you, sweetie.
Means inflation goes up. You got it?
JACOB: You'd like to know, wouldn't you?
I know exactly what I'm saying.
What a name. You see the rack on that girl?
I didn't say a word.
I don't see you working with me.
"To His Coy Mistress."
Yeah, and that's what he's gonna do.
Getting one of those operations that elongate your penis.
Pokemon aDVANCED Challenge Was Recordings on Rape Before a Live Audience...
Bronx
I can't believe you brought my student in here.
Oh. Does he?
Royally.
- Good to see you. - How you doing?
I'm such an idiot.
- What shit? - Come on, Jake.
Are you serious?
New York Times says the air's bad down here.
Whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend,
Slavery ended 137 years ago. Move the fuck on!
You had it all and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!
Yeah.
(CHUCKLES) Ooh!
- So don't go. - Let's go to my house.
why can't I get off the phone for half an hour? That's a sickness.
No, I don't think so.
- (WHISPERING) What's he doing? - (WHISPERING) He's loco.
She calls, she hangs up. "Please, please."
Who says I'm joking?
- Good. 'Cause I ain't got no money. - Peter's home.
No. You... No. You're a better-than-average bachelor.
Ow.
(DOG YELPING)
You're not competing with them.
Yeah, I do it for the ladies...
Maybe they got to her, you know.
Like, "Oh, Vince, that was very powerful, very moving."
the way you look at her, at her titties and her ass?
- I mean, she'd hop you in a second. - Monty.
- Going gray does bother you. - No, it doesn't.
- MONTY: Jake! - Yeah.
Where are you going?
Sit at home watching movies with your mother.
My student. I kissed her.
No, it's this... Castro Convertible.
What do you think, you dumb shit?