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Jacob, you're a rich Jewish kid from the Upper East Side

I get off at 4:00.

All right. Come on.

You have no baby.

- That's nervous, man. - That's the word.

Lately, you can't even look at me in the eye.

- How old are you? - I'm old enough to have to ask.

I mean, we're two Irish kids from Brooklyn.

You walk around unhappy 24/7,

- Please. (GROANS) - Why? Why? Why?

That was a mercy thing.

I could never hate you, Montgomery.

Give me the word and we'll go.

That's you. That's where you rate.

- You know that? That's what I think. - What do you mean, convenient?

you could've done anything. Anything you wanted. Doctor, lawyer.

trying to audition for The Sopranos!

You see the way he looks at me lately?

I think we would have very...

Can't have you sneaking around.

Spend the rest of your life out West, but you're still a New Yorker.

That's how I want to remember you.

Do I really know her? I don't know.

Hey. Will you quit standing there?

- Oh. And? - And what did I say?

Here, uh... Here's to Doyle.

(FRANCIS SOBBING)

I never said anything, Nikolai.

And with these friends of his,

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He's nice. 17 years old, man.

I needed to walk around a little, you know?

Who's this fucking guy? Get the fuck outta here!

Go back where you fucking came from!

Come on, if we wait much longer he's gonna be dead.

No, I didn't ask her.

Yeah, it started without you, you fat Russian fuck.

Please just be quiet.

Before you leave, you should know.

Came so close to never happening.

feel the number's gonna be high, around 250,000.

You know why? Because you're smarter than all of them.

Maybe the Feds, they bust her...

- Hello? - Sorry, what?

(CHUCKLES) No! Not the student?

Your girlfriend and Kostya. Nobody else.

I thought that no students were allowed in the teachers' lounge.

- Why doesn't he... - Excuse me. You got a light?

- Thanks, Jody. - Oh...

What the... Where the hell is this coming from, man?

Should never have happened. You wanted money,

jiggling their dicks on my Channel 35!

I really don't give a shit what you think, Frank? You're becoming a cowboy.

- The guys I grew up with. - I miss those boys.

MAN: Sorry to bother you, ma'am. Is Montgomery Brogan in?

- Uh... - I'm kidding. It's not a big deal.

I have no choice.

Don't fucking do this, man!

I’m Irish! I can’t get drunk

- Hey, easy, Doyle. - I don't see any tags on that dog.

You wanted to be just like your daddy.

I didn't say shit.

What are you doing? I didn't know you ever left the school.

There's nothing I can do about that. Go up to 110th Street.

Come on. You are missing your party.

Mr. Brogan, I do believe you're fucked.

Hang out a minute and, look, we'll go uptown and get Doyle.

JACOB: Stop, Frank.

Yeah, definitely.

Everyone in the neighborhood loved your mother. Tak?

She's probably at her boyfriend's, anyway.

You want to play this cowboy.

Be still, give me a smile. Okay.

- Okay. - So, where's your man?

Looks like a different world. Mountains, hills,

we're all competing for the same women.

Everybody's thinking this because it's pretty much always true.

Just get him drunk.

Did he break up with her or she broke up with him?

Now give me a bigger smile, James.

No, I mean... You from uptown?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

I couldn't see you raising any.

Not bad for a punk from Bay Ridge.

A man without friends.

She's 17. All right? She's my student.

I'll take him to the hospital.

I want you to be happy, so I want you to forget about me

- You know what time it is? - Eh?

I said he likes me.

How do you want him to act?

What are these based on?

"Thorough the iron gates of life

You don't have to come. I was just saying.

- Yeah. - She's cute. She is.

You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit?

Should I tell you how many miles he has on the car?

Just try to stick with him.

How's his dad doing?

And, if I may inquire, what's your rating?

Look, they used him like a fucking ashtray.

So slapping my ass,

- That was a mistake. - Well, let's just forget it then.

One, he can run. Two, catch the bullet train.

Like, maybe she was the one that made the phone call on me.

- The whole thing fell apart. - That's too bad.

Better be tomorrow.

It is not just you and me now anymore when we go out.

We're definitely not having any kids together

- You get bite. - Dog's blood.

Yeah. And I had some E earlier.

Well, you're rated higher than them, yeah.

Now, with that much spread in the sentencing guidelines,

There's no need for you to be all nasty about it, all right?

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Yeah. Everyone said she was a beautiful woman.

Don't worry about everyone else.

- Frank, he doesn't mean it. - You think I don't see

- I oughta get going. - What about your food?

Do the ladies ever tell you that you look like a f*@king optical illusion?

- Don't do this! Don't do this. - Now, Frank. Do it. Do it!

I don't know. I don't know.

Fuck my father with his endless grief,