Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is there a bathroom in here?

You didn't care. I didn't care.

- Been waiting long? - No. We got here early.

Somebody's lying.

MONTY: All right.

He'll learn to live in a small space. He'll survive.

Let’s go Yankees

then they wanna turn around and blame everything on the white man.

EPA says it's fine.

Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life.

I don't even know why he invited me.

Everybody at this bar.

Do you know what a man should never ask in a Victoria's Secret shop, Jake?

I really did, but... It was my first time.

- Yeah. Okay. - And I'll find you later.

Funny you should ask. I happen to fall right in the 99th percentile.

I think bull pit is not playing with you.

That's a hell of a steak.

Three different countries.

I can't even talk to you, Kostya.

- I know. I know! - I just want to know

You know, it's a good thing I found this.

Don't lose your temper until it's time to lose your temper.

You're a New Yorker. That will never change.

Very beautiful babies.

this biology teacher, Terry...

Yeah, you wish, brother. No, it's more of a going-away party.

He made the call and stole seven years from your life.

Mobster thugs sitting in cafes, sipping tea in little glasses.

- Felon. - It's, uh, Phelan.

Or where did I get the money?

What paid for the apartment, Naturelle?

You just gotta let me walk away, Pop, please. It's easier.

He's golden. He's good.

And beat him until his eyes bleed.

Look, Frank. Fuck you and your theory.

That's when they get caught.

I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your 72 whores

- I need a big favor from you. - Cool.

You get some good shots in?

Why don't you give us some more sex tips? That'll cheer things up.

You haven't fucked her yet, have you? Have you?

- JACOB: What's the matter with you? - Francis Xavier Slaughtery.

This is what I need.

Yeah. No, I can't talk. Employment number's coming out.

I'm the evil one.

the judges take their cues from the prosecutors.

and you don't know how to behave.

Six months before I got pinched, I was gonna come to you with the loot.

You find the peace.

No, your grade's gonna be fine.

- Who did this to you? - Gotta go.

I'm not gonna beat... I'm not gonna kick your...

I thought it was over with those guys.

Fuck Naturelle Riviera.

You came up with the ratings? And you get a 99.

And by the way, we're still on for Friday night.

I told you. It's not a pit bull.

MONTY: Those guys coming back in here yet?

Oh, don't feed me that shit!

Don't worry about me. Please.

I play the one. Point.

No, I was feeling a little cold.

Freshman year. I was on the Varsity, point-guard.

There's plenty of room for lovers.

Let's get the hell outta here.

Sorry to drop in on you. I just wanted to talk to you for a second.

Monty's going to prison. He's a donut. Big fat zero.

You cannot put me, you or this firm in jeopardy

Okay. Okay. I understand.

What's your name? Nat? Natalie?

When you was a little kid, you used to sleep in that fireman's helmet.

- That's all I'm saying. - Don't lay that on me.

Your father is a hard-working man.

Kostya, you have the worst timing ever...

Not a soul in sight.

Yeah, Why'd you do it?

No dogs allowed on the school grounds.

You want me to be the bad guy? Fine.

Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim,

So that right there keeps you out of the top 10%.

Hi. Is this your little brother, Frank? He's a cutie.

- That's very interesting. - Yeah?

Easy, easy. What do you want, Simon?

you keep thinking about this shit.

I learned prison is a bad place to be.

I read the Post.

No. Why do you care so much?

If you get lucky, really lucky,

An 11-year-old boy with a dead mother and a drunk father.

- No. - It's a toy for you.

NATURELLE: Baby?

Nat, please, okay.

Make sure he has one last good night.

It's a smorgasbord of girlies here tonight.

No, it's good, it's good.

You should've left a long time ago.

- You know who I am. - Come on, let's go. We got practice.

KOSIYA: Of course, the Private Room.

I'll send you cookies every month. Peanut butter, right?

And you're all sentimental.

You want the simple version, Jake?

Do I come into your bedroom, tell you how to blow your boyfriend?

I think she's giving me the eye.

He's big, big. Like, beep-beep!

You know, it's funny. I don't see you

How could we not have a bar?

I'll be finished.

We go quick. You must see this bitch.

Maybe it's your posture. Posture's very important.

Are you afraid that I'm going to nark you out?

They'll find me sooner or later.

From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue.

Go on. Go ahead.

Mr. Elinsky. Oh, my God!

What are you boys up to?

What do you say I come and see you play sometime?

Yeah, he got caught. But hello, Monty's a fucking drug dealer!

Mmm. Feel that, right there?

Seriously? You play? Come on!

I'm sorry. It will never, ever happen again.

- What's your name? - James.

Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.