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- What is that? Yeah. - The 62nd percentile?
Big, bigger, okay.
No. I'm not gonna change the grade.
Leave my father out of it.
- This is our last night. - No. No, no, no. It's not our last night.
but don't start any trouble in there. Keep your head down.
Shit.
When it rains outside, people get wet.
- No, no, no breakfast. - Hey! Listen to me.
This is a beautiful country, Monty. It's beautiful out there.
I asked you a question, Montgomery.
Who's this fucking guy? Get the fuck outta here!
Go on, get it over with.
you're not gonna raise your voice to me. That's first off.
I don't want you to get involved.
- What you got practice for? - Basketball.
- Come on, Sal. - Everybody...
- You want me to stay here? - Yeah, you...
- You ready for Mr. Doyle? - Yeah.
Might as well try to have some fun.
then to the Taconic.
Did you? Was that before or after you moved into his apartment? Huh?
Good. This man does not deserve to live.
I'm the bad guy. Are you happy now?
and Kostya behind me, I'm pretty scary.
- "we're gonna get rich together." - Monty, you can't...
We have this discussion once before, no?
- (LAUGHS) - Hurry up. I need company.
Saving him. Saving him...
Yeah. You were in my brother's class.
I, um... I talked to Sal.
What? You thought she was with you for your looks?
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
He'll go, and I'll see him when he gets out.
(INAUDIBLE)
So picture this. First night, lights out.
Whoo!
Saving him. Saving him...
No. We gotta wait for Monty.
You know what happens to pretty boys like you in prison?
Take this.
Like, Daft Punk was in here.
I'll tell you I believe in God's kingdom
and I'm pretty sure I just heard your daddy
You don't read the papers much, do you, smart guy?
That's what I'm talking about, Jake.
That's good. An excellent reading. (CLEARS THROAT)
I don't have all the time in the world.
- Him, yes. - Yes, him.
- Is that what you want? - First of all,
How many were there?
Fucking last 10 years, I've been watching him get deeper and deeper.
- Six months, you know? - Come on, now.
to the Sprain Brook Parkway,
Fuck this whole city and everyone in it.
smiling at me behind my back.
I know you don't think about it,
No, go ahead. No, go do it. I'll catch up with you.
Every day? What kind of bullshit is that?
I'm supposed to be meeting them. They're waiting for me.
She didn't recognize me.
(CHUCKLES)
I'd bet good money on that shit.
(ALL CLAMORING)
- You think I deserve it a little bit. - Not doing it.
You've lived in the United States your entire life.
Mmm-mmm.
Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down!
I've ever kept fantasizing about after I'd slept with her.
- Oh, yeah? You believe that? - Yeah.
She's just the girl for you.
I just... Just can't believe he's going away for seven years.
All of you...
Jake the snake.
had three teeth and they were all in the back.
MONTY: You can't see me being a... A father?
- Do I trust her? - Mmm-hmm.
I could use a man like that. A hard-working man.
You know exactly what I'm saying.
by putting $100 million on one idea! Right or wrong?
Nah, your mother thought it was too borin' for you.
Fuck the squeegee men, dirtying up the clean windshield of my car.
- Fuck Salomon Brothers. - Fuck Salomon Brothers?
JAMES: Oh, God. These people are hooligans.
Problem solved.
Ten years in the country, still no speak-ee English.
- I'll say goodbye here, Pop. - You don't trust my driving?
I already told you. It wasn't her.
Sure, why not?
I kissed her and she screamed.
Well, between you and me, the kids should be just about right.
"Who's Murphy?" Who's Doyle? It's Murphy's Law.
Well, the straight bachelors.
Head out to the middle of nowhere.
Well, he is scared, Naturelle.
You know, you'll still be a young man when you get out.
And did I say, "Careful, Monty, you better cool out, man?"
Bad luck.
This is our last night.
It's a good thing. You're lucky.
Kostya, you can't... When you... It's an expression.
and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic.
FLOOD: Hmm.
Dogboy? That's funny, Kostya.
My mother won't be home till late either. And there's food.
Damn, you all right?
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave and to take the dog with you.
I ain't moving.
Who are you to get all righteous with me? Huh?
- He's doing noble work. - All right. All right.
Yeah, but... What does that mean?
Listen.
I didn't say anything.
I'm with you. Perfectly clear, buddy.
tryin' to make up for the fact you were born privileged.
MONTY: What time you got?
What up with that?
It's, um, right up the stairs.
2192, Bay Street.
So when you see him, just...
(KNOCKING)
Got yourself a scholarship to a fancy private school, huh?
Please, Monty. No, no, no! No, no, no! Don't do this!
Sorry about that.
Not toy. Prop. A prop for you, like an actor.
If it didn't bother you, you wouldn't smear that goop
No, man, going through the back. And the door will be open.
Like a runner. Like a track star.
- doing his time, he sold you out. - Don't listen to them!
Yeah, well, I'm not really in the mood for that. I got a nice girl...
Um...