Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just, I'll meet you down there.

You know, 100% "Naturelle."

Someone turns him in and...

This is bullshit!

KOSTYA: Sometimes I think you very stupid man.

You find the silence out there.

Andrew Marvell.

she ain't nothing but a spic skank skeezer.

when you're upstate taking it in the culo,

You always told me you wanted to see Wrigley Field.

how lucky they are to be there.

Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves,

- Do I make myself clear to you? - Yeah.

I'll hold it for you.

You're gone for good.

I'm out and my father's out.

Give me the word and I'll take a left turn.

Ten years in the country, still no speak-ee English.

Let him take you to the hospital, baby.

Monty. Wait. Monty, Please. Why you bring her?

- How old are you? - 18.

you don't know what you're saying. You're fucking drunk.

Nothing but sand and rocks and cactus and blue sky.

JAMES: A driver's license.

You knew the deal the minute you met him. Come on.

Here. What do you say?

Every man, woman and child alive should see the desert

- Excuse me. Could I have a water? - Sure.

- Yeah. - No, I didn't think so.

He'd better stay calm, or I'll have the pound come and get him.

So what? Doyle's a tough dog. He's seen worse, you know?

if you're gonna be calling them chalupas.

- He did not. - He did, too.

I went to elementary school with that guy, Nick.

I have to go. Meet us at the place in Chinatown.

What are we looking at for that unemployment number?

Get me out, now!

The silver dress you're wearing?

- Okay. - Come on, Doyle.

- Yeah! - Come on, Nat. Let's go.

No, I haven't fucked her. Of course.

- Can I ask you a favor? - Mmm-hmm?

But me and my true love

And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy.

The first time I went to prison, I was 14 years old.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

If it were me, I'd never last a day. But Monty, he's different.

I'll be the one right behind the bench yelling, "Get back on D!"

(POLICE SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)

Monty, people like you. It's a gift.

Looks like you've been demoted from the 99th percentile.

Girl saw a pot of honey and she licked it clean.

FRANCIS: Quarter past 6:00.

You've never been west of Philly, have you?

And I just thought, "Oh, you know,

Kostya, is that when you say,

"Our sweetness up into one ball,

strolling up and down 47th Street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff,

Take our time with it. Taste the barley.

Do you understand what I mean...

Well, we were undefeated that year.

You have a son. Maybe you name him James.

- Want a beer? - Yeah.

I really blew it.

I want you to keep that.

Monty's tough. I think he'll be okay.

I told him Naturelle Riviera,

And I told him.

Tell him. I'm bringing some friends. I'm bringing Naturelle.

Beautiful baby.

It's good for them in the long run.

Now I'm gone seven. Clean up your own fucking mess.

You're gonna get up there,

Okay? I'm over. Game over.

Oh, yeah? Did you see her ass?

Where you go, Monty? Monty, wait.

What you say, it was funny.

Come on, Monty, give me a break, man.

Look here, you vanilla motherfucker,

looking back over their shoulders, laughing at me.

The number's coming out.

No, I'm from out west.

maybe he'll plead you off to an A-II.

just because my grandparents were...

I don't know, I mean,

I'll see you soon, Pop.

"I'm gonna kick back, watch my coin multiply,

Figured we'd all head down there.

Guards are moving out of the space,

- (CHUCKLES) Yeah. - JACOB: Touché.

But remember, I was 14 when I first went. Ya vyzhil.

It's over after tonight, Jake. Wake the fuck up.

And tell me this. Please explain this to me.

and my father's allergic, so...

Does anyone want to go dance?

Come on, man! I can't go up there.

I never said anything.

Great. You know what? This was a big waste of my time.

just shut the fuck up, have a beer, a drink...

you've seen the size of my apartment. Right?

My God, you don't understand.

I meet a girl as pretty as you, plays the three spot. That's deadly.

Doesn't dyeing your hair drop you down a few places?

I have no choice, Monty.

And it all came so close to never happening.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

I pick her out special, just for you.

So, do you think he could get us in?

Getting smashed at a basketball party and slapping girls' asses.

- The hell you did, Naturelle. - Back up.

That's too bad.

I have a good job for your father.

Why? Why wouldn't he want you here?

This is the only honest man in the room. He's a...

NATURELLE: Monty?

(WHISPERING) You'd never been to PR in your life before Monty.

Doyle, cut it out.

Hey, that's Jake. Remember Jake?

You're missing the point.

You're in the 62nd percentile

You got all kinds of nights.

My head was a little turned around.

(DISK SCRATCHING)

Who you trying to be, R. Kelly?

Everybody's talking about buying from Monty,

- Where are you going with this? - I don't know. People are

Come on. Your wife deserves this.

Yeah, thanks, Jake. You should have been here earlier.

Unless your gonna get me a gift

FRANCIS: He'll be working for me. I'll have his job.

You're just a sad fuck, Francis.

Don't joke about that.

I am better when our friend comes back to us, no? Jason, yes?