Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? What? Oh, my God.

You know, and that's fine.

being with them for forever,

and I loved him, and he loved me.

Just say, "I think I may have the clap, please."

Look, I get it... you don't think I'm gonna fit in here.

In high school I did everything I could

Oh, uh, don't worry.

being seen as a sexual object.

You have chlamydia. I heard you. Don't worry about it.

You are Patient Zero, and I'm telling everyone

then, he will make you feel like you're the only one.

I can't let my new confidence erode his.

Nothing, as long as you're not assuming

I didn't think there'd actually be a downside

um, uh, uh, right there on the window on the desktop. Uh...

but there's this special part in my soul,

What'd you tell her?

Oscar-bait train wreck.

but I also prayed about us.

Mercedes, I gotta cut this short.

I don't know if I'm ready for this.

And praise to our brothers and sisters

I've felt that way

And you know what? Maybe you're right.

Did you know there's an epidemic in this country?

And after what happened to him a few weeks ago,

It's like one of the greatest things

♪ I want you to show me ♪

you know, it was with him,

♪ It's closer to the truth ♪

I love New York.

♪ You can't breathe ♪

♪ Oh, whoo... ♪

I have chlamydia.

I do want it to be... special.

We made that decision together.

are still together and still getting married,

Well, can I get you two lovebirds anything else?

Our date was weird, and I wanted to apologize.

potato gratin and a molten chocolate cake for dessert.

so if you wanted to go lay down or...

All right, uh, one sip,

You know, even when we weren't.

Well, I salute you.

Frank Sinatra said it best.

Maybe dinner and a movie?

Kind of wish it was both of our first times,

I mean, not that we have anything to worry about,

I have chlamydia.

Horseback riding.

I'll feel silly for making it such a big deal,

♪ Let's wait awhile ♪

I would love that.

Sam is a really good guy.

♪ And I know, I know, oh, hey ♪

And Kurt was, well, Kurt.

♪ Before it's too late ♪

I'm sorry, Kurt, can you give us a second?

You know? I-I don't want to know.

But you sleep in the same room.

You know, I don't do things in exchange for anything.

together after Sam tried couch surfing at Rachel and Kurt's

Was there, like, a hotel and flowers?

If a croissant and a donut made sweet, sweet love,

Since when are you manorexic?

Tell you how hot you are.

but maybe I won't.

greasy and they smelled like banana.

I hope you're not trying to plump me up.

as real to me as my love for you.