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‐ "The Fault in Our Stars" was on last night,
‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow
no matter how excruciatingly long, is short.
It’s Blythe Baxter! I live with Blythe Baxter!
I might as well be Chico. ‐ I'm sorry, what?
Good on, ya!
‐ Oh, sorry I'm late, guys. ‐ Diablo!
so I'm just here for maintenance.
[stomach rumbles] Oh, uh‐oh.
‐ Listen, I had that dream again.
but I still think there's a deeper meaning.
As a petroleum‐based foam resin,
‐ We had a session yesterday? Oh, I totally spaced.
‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow
Do the sessions always start like this?
Just about the most fetching tortoise
but we both know that this will never work...
Uh, I answer to she/her/hers and... [whistles]
♪
‐ [yelps] Thank you, Tchotchke.
‐ We're dogs.
‐ It was self‐defense!
‐ Yes, it feel too soon to replace Big Cookie.
‐ No, I think it has more to do with the way he was treated.
sweater wearing half‐breed.
[dramatic music]
Dare I introduce myself?
Drop the stick!
‐ With all due respect, Doctor Honey,
but also not scoot on Jill's rug?
‐ I'm just not ready for a new member.
‐ Oh, is that what I was gonna talk about?
This shouldn't take long. [chuckles]
handy manny rube lumpy
♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
I'm talking about me.
in my bowl and expected me to live happily ever after.
‐ Ah, thank you for your sensitivity, Max.
‐ Okay, um‐‐ ‐ My human's got new kitten!
I scared the hell out of‐‐
And I'm sad