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- This one. - Wrong.
Your Honor, we got the identification on the two runaways.
Another adult who lies about things.
...if you would just give us your real name.
Mr. Claus.
- Elizabeth. - He's right. It would be easier.
...miss you very much and want you back home.
...to get the medicine in?
- Shut up. - Please.
...disguised his voice, took down the information...
- What are you doing? - I'm hugging you, dummy.
Thanks.
Well, how do you know he isn't?
...l've seen it a million times before.
How do you know what goes on in other people's heads?
...Art and Celeste...
...the only, the true Santa Claus.
That man cares for you, Eddie.
Right, but I'm also a judge.
Like we said, our parents couldn't care less where we are.
Kids, maybe we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
Well.
I'm sorry for crinkling your robe.
- Which hand? - Your Honor, I don't...
How did you know our names and where we lived and all that other stuff?
Because I'm Santa Claus.
All Santa had in his bag was a box of Chiclets and a half-empty bottle of gin.
- I'm glad you were in the building. - Glad I could help.
- Dan, it wasn't that funny. - I know.
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